Covid 19 stats

https://ncov2019.live/data

 

No one cares, this is a Tacoma forum.

 

Boooooo delete this thread booooooo

 

This is going as well as I expected.

 

I love you all

 

My stat of the day: I have used 2 rolls of TP since my shelter in place. I can make it through the summer.

 

Do I have to pee?
I think I have to pee.

 

Fake news

 

I wish they’d tell everyone to brush their teeth 3x a day

 

It was real to me

 

Did you take into account a 10% fudge factor?

 

Booooooo, I agree! Booooooo!!!

 

Finally! A covid-19 thread. What could possibly go wrong?

 

I have a cheap bidet arriving on the slow boat, should be here by mid April. By my calculations thats only four days after I run out of paper. I can wash my ass in the kitchen sink for four days...

 

I got a bidet a few weeks ago, it’s life changing. Took me a couple uses to get used to it and now I wonder how I survived without it.

 

But then we would have a run on wood putty as folks horded it all up.

 

Shit I can't say anywhere else:

Apparently I'm dating (and living with) Howard Hughes.

Me yesterday morning: out of food, gotta make a run to the store before the weekend hits.

GF: I don't want you to go.

Me: we're out of food. Can't survive this week on looks alone.

GF: I don't want you to go. We have salmon in the freezer.

Me: One. One six ounce filet of salmon. One six ounce filet that we are supposed to somehow make last for the rest of the month. How are your carving skills? Have you ever sliced salmon so thin that it's transparent? I'm getting my keys.

GF: this is what you get for not believing in bulk shopping.... Fine. Get some Lysol so I can spray down the groceries as soon as they get here. Also, you're stripping down and hitting the shower first thing when you get back.

Me: if I gotta be naked so so you. Also, please don't spray the food directly.

GF: I'll compromise on the nudity, but I'm still lysoling as I please. Don't talk to strangers while you're out.

 

This is our life now...