Whatever

Shit brother! Take a whole week off. You’ve earned it.

 

I can’t right now. If I come down with the Rona, I will get 2 weeks off with pay.

 

You mean winged rat

 

Hi all! Had to do the online pick up your grocery thing today. Walmart really got strict with their shopping rules. I really don’t have time to sit and wait in my car while other people dilly dick around in the store before it’s my turn to go in. Not sure if I’m sold on it but that could be my own control freak issues. How was everyone’s day?

 

Pictures of firetrucks in his driveway! haha, I remember!

 

Hey girlfriend!

 

50s, highly stressed out individual. I didn't get to know him so unsure of existing health issues.

 

Hey fella

 

Tell us a story....please

 

It's glorious, isn't it?!?

Fair warning: once you get used to it, you'll feel like a peon when you have to dookey outside of your house, and use TP like a lower-class human.

 

What kind of story?

 

You're call

 

Now curious as to this recommendation...

 

I like stories

 

Yes it was base housing, wife was military

 

At work? Lots of people enjoy pooing while getting paid to be at work.

 

Only at Lowes and only when the bathroom is empty. We had a poll about this at one time.

 

Do you mean a public restroom or in actual public? I couldn't give a damn about a public restroom. If i fits, i sits. Now in regards to "public" if it's camping and i got a shovel, you better believe it's goin down

 

Ok, many years ago me and my sidekick (that’d be Phil) were at a wedding. We decided to get up on the tables and head bang (not sure why, was most likely the shots fault) after the last song stopped, we looked around. We were the only 2 people left and the clean up crew had started. Have no idea when everyone else left. We woke up the next morning and couldn’t turn our heads to look at each other due to our super stiff necks. Moral of the story... don’t head bang while intoxicated. You don’t realize how hard your banging.