Help? Dog keeps phantom sh!tting on my lawn.

Speaking of shit, every place that I have worked in my life, the shithouse phantom would strike. He would write things on the wall like “ Here I sit so broken hearted, came to shit but only farted”. One day the Phantom wrote something about the foreman on the wall. The phantom purposely spelled the guys name wrong. The next day, he came to me with a pad and pen. He slapped it down on my work bench and said, “write my name on the pad” I wrote his name and spelled it right. He muttered, “you’re lucky” as he walked away. The phantom is right handed but always write with his left hand when he strikes. I drove that fucker nuts.

 

Haha! Good for you. I've had a variety of asshole bosses also.

 

That’s something I’ll have to remember, always misspell names if your trashing them.

 

Toss it on the walkway