Whatever

I’m sitting at the paper mill again. I’ll be here tomorrow too. It’s a nice break from the bullshit. As fast as everything slowed down, it picked up again so next week it’s back to the grind.

 

So you got time to hang out here?

 

Yep. I never had phone service here so it used to be torture sitting here. You can only throw so many rocks into the river. Now I have 2 bars and I’m livin large.

 

I object! If this is the sixth sense, I’m Osment and you’re that lame shrink Willis!

 

Morning inmates
Be good or don’t get caught.

 

I stayed with a friend in Africa last year. He ask before I went if I'd be interested in playing poker with he and his friends. I said no. He said why? I said too many cheetahs.

 

Yup. Here’s a pic from yesterday. It’s the truck that pumps out the porta johns. That’s a shitty job.

 

They call those Honey trucks.

 

I don’t think there’s honey in there.

 

Go check. Just to be sure...

 

and file a report here

 

He’s long gone. The pic was from yesterday.

 

I want ask.

 

Did you put some honey in there for him?

 

Hail No. I don’t go in those things

 

Will do fellow inmate

 

Good girl: "Father, I have sinned"
Better girl: "Daddy, I've been naughty"

Good morning Whateverers

 

That can't be all...

 

I've got a dog on one leg, a cat on the other and haven't had my morning dr pepper yet.

 

I switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack.
She hasn't realized it yet but the thyme is cumin

Studies show that six out of seven dwarves are not happy

Cop: "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Me: "I was trying to keep up with the traffic"
Cop: "There isn't any traffic"
Me: "That's how far behind I am"