Whatever

@Red Mud Ray that's how it's done

 

Too scared to download that zip file

 

You're doing great work, Shawn

 

I have one, but do not trust myself to do it correctly

Alright, time for salesman story. So years back when I first got the house and another buddy was living here, a guy from a new cleaning company came by looking to demonstrate a vacuum or some shit. I didn't want to deal with it so I had my buddy do it. The guy was never allowed in, but very insistent we let him demonstrate and review because he had a quota and "I just want to do a quick demonstration" After a few minutes all I hear is "you need to leave, NOW" from my buddy as i hear the guy finally scuffle off. Persistant mf.

 

hey leave @SRH alone, she is still waking up from that bottle last night, or this afternoon more likely. And if you dig, I think I’m in here.

 

We need an updated pic. This one is from what, 2004?

We have several rookies that I'm looking forward to seeing play.

I thought you were from Ohio? Am I going crazy?

@G8R_Taco don't answer that last question.

 

hi hoe's hi hoe's it's off to I go


where's Dave?
where's Jay?

 

It's just his picture. That's what happens when you don't choose "insert full image" when you upload an image.

Dig it out for us!

 

how many years till they start leaving?

 

So no picture?

@SRH is big on pictures

 

Yep. You sir are worthless.

 

Thanks...Pops.

 

Mine is about the same.
A couple of years after I was married a guy called and asked if he could stop by and give us a burial plot 'no strings attached'. I said sure, but I'm not buying anything, he said he wasn't selling anything (lying asshole). So he pulls up and I meet him outside, he grabs his briefcase (red alert right there) and asks if he can come in. I said nope, just give me the plot and leave. He kinda huffed around and said he needed to speak to both me and my wife. I was like, you may need to but you ain't going to. So he gets pissed off and gets in his car, I was all "where's my damn plot papers?". He scratched some shit out on a form and left.
The paper said to keep it legit you must call once a year to for it to remain current. So, my wife writes it on a calendar for 364 days later, I call, they said it's a new company now, the paper is no longer valid.
It's my destiny to be cremated.

 

2-3, but then we'll still have more rookies that can still play circles around the Vols, the Gators and the Bulldogs Teacup Pugs.

 

Somebody here has to pick up the slack...ahem...@SRH

 

I like the ending. I bet that pissed him off. Next salesman to come by, I'll see how much I can drag out the conversation and make it good

 

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/whatever.597261/page-474#post-20369497

 

I want to be cremated as well. If we post it in here it’s legal, correct?

 

https://www.tacomaworld.com/threads/whatever.597261/page-474#post-20369497