Norcal Spotted and BS Thread

Sorry guys...she mentioned tacoma/tundras

 

I heard she drinks White Claw.

 

I could say the same about her eyelashes and top. Cunt.

 

HELLA CUNTY!

 

4runners

 

I was gonna say it but you did it for me lmao

 

Here bitch... I'll give you something to make your eyelashes grow.

 

im just glad there are enough bros with sexy coal blowers to keep me from leaving camp early to take that nightmare back home...

 

I doubt seriously the coal blowers or she 'camp'.

 

Who wants to go halfsies?

 

Paint it Caltrans orange and drive up the sides of the freeway

 

Alright... who told the "non-essentials" they could come back out?

Traffic is fucked like before you assholes were told to stay in your house.

 

I believe we are entering a horrible period of traffic.

freeways are at... 65% of what they used to be (made up statistic)
People are still trying to go 90mph like they have been going these past 2 months, when we were at like... 30% (also made up statistic)


So suddenly, accidents like crazy. People bouncing lanes at 80mph instead of 15mph. People are all pissed because they forgot what it was like when we were at 100%. The people doing stupid things (looking at their phones) are getting into rear end collisions at 50-60mph instead of 15-20mph.

at least... that is what i have noticed through my 200+ mile daily routine

I think its going to be a rough couple weeks until the major backups are back and people get used to going 15mph again.



For a week there i was thinking to myself "ya know, i could stick this out for another 2-3 years to payoff my truck/loan THEN move far away from this state" but this past week has brought me back to reality lol

 

i go into my shed this afternoon and my gloves are trying to tell me something:



so i put some greasable bolts in the front eye

 

Really?! Like there's even a thought process! Fake assed blonde hair from a plastic bottle. (Look at the roots)
Really those stupid ass bitches have no clue till you wheel passed them and then four or five hours later you wheel back passed and then grab "your own" shovel and tell dude how to drive then they fallow you the rest of the way because hes scared and now shes horny.

 

this non-essential worker was working from home today so i can't be blamed for traffic. things got bolted on my truck --> proof i was wfh!

got my eye on big three and maybe cut 2" from the fenders this weekend. maybe i don't have the huevos for the cut though. got a nibbler. we'll see.

 

The key to cutting with the wheel is to score it first, then again, and finally through. That worked for me.
Otherwise, the nibbler would be a good way to go.

 

Haha I finally watched this.

my wife talked me into a Tacoma. Win.

 

what do you score with?