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Chunk · May 17, 2020

Took a walk, he took his ball!

Red Mud Ray · May 17, 2020

JaCado said: ↑

A man needs to leave for lengthy a business trip, but his wife is saddened by this. She explains to him that if he isn’t home every night, there will be no way to satisfy herself if she feels horny. The man claims that she doesn’t need sex, because a dildo should work just fine. He quickly runs to the local gift shop and asks the cashier if the store carries anything really special. The cashier quietly pulls out an old box, and removes a wooden penis from inside. The cashier states that the dildo has been passed down in his family for generations, and was crafted by a witch deep within the Amazon jungle. The cashier sits up in his chair and shouts “Voodoo Dick, the door!” The wooden penis flies across the room, and begins to rapidly thrust itself in and out of the front door keyhole. “Voodoo Dick, the lamp!” The wooden penis flies up inside of the lamp on the cahsier’s desk, and once again, begins to thrust in and out. “Voodoo Dick, return to your box!” The wooden penis flies back into the box and the cashier closes the lid. The man chooses to buy the wooden penis, and just as he is about to leave, the cashier tells him a very important bit of information regarding the Voodoo Dick: “The cursed dildo can only be controlled through verbal commands, it is far too powerful to be moved by hand.” says the cashier. “You must never forget that!” The man nods and heads home. Later that day, the man explains to his wife how the sex toy works, and then leaves for his trip. A few days later, the wife becomes very horny, and opens up the box. She proceeds to shout “Voodoo Dick, my pussy!” The dildo zooms into her vagina, and pleasures her for roughly 6-8 hours. She soon begins to grow tired, and attempts to pull the dildo out of her. She pulls as hard as she can, but just can’t get it it. The wife panicks, and begins driving to the hospital with the wooden penis still inside of her vagina. A police officer pulls her over for speeding, and asks to see some identification. The wife exclaims “Help, help, there is a Voodoo Dick inside of my vagina and it won’t come out!” The officer raises an eyebrow in disbelief. “Voodoo Dick my ass, bitch.”
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OneGiraffe · May 17, 2020

JaCado said: ↑

A man needs to leave for lengthy a business trip, but his wife is saddened by this. She explains to him that if he isn’t home every night, there will be no way to satisfy herself if she feels horny. The man claims that she doesn’t need sex, because a dildo should work just fine. He quickly runs to the local gift shop and asks the cashier if the store carries anything really special. The cashier quietly pulls out an old box, and removes a wooden penis from inside. The cashier states that the dildo has been passed down in his family for generations, and was crafted by a witch deep within the Amazon jungle. The cashier sits up in his chair and shouts “Voodoo Dick, the door!” The wooden penis flies across the room, and begins to rapidly thrust itself in and out of the front door keyhole. “Voodoo Dick, the lamp!” The wooden penis flies up inside of the lamp on the cahsier’s desk, and once again, begins to thrust in and out. “Voodoo Dick, return to your box!” The wooden penis flies back into the box and the cashier closes the lid. The man chooses to buy the wooden penis, and just as he is about to leave, the cashier tells him a very important bit of information regarding the Voodoo Dick: “The cursed dildo can only be controlled through verbal commands, it is far too powerful to be moved by hand.” says the cashier. “You must never forget that!” The man nods and heads home. Later that day, the man explains to his wife how the sex toy works, and then leaves for his trip. A few days later, the wife becomes very horny, and opens up the box. She proceeds to shout “Voodoo Dick, my pussy!” The dildo zooms into her vagina, and pleasures her for roughly 6-8 hours. She soon begins to grow tired, and attempts to pull the dildo out of her. She pulls as hard as she can, but just can’t get it it. The wife panicks, and begins driving to the hospital with the wooden penis still inside of her vagina. A police officer pulls her over for speeding, and asks to see some identification. The wife exclaims “Help, help, there is a Voodoo Dick inside of my vagina and it won’t come out!” The officer raises an eyebrow in disbelief. “Voodoo Dick my ass, bitch.”
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Red Mud Ray · May 17, 2020

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OneGiraffe · May 17, 2020

StayinStock · May 17, 2020

Pardon the pic of a pic but this young man just graduated from Wharton!
UPenn graduation is tomorrow.

HoboDave · May 17, 2020

@JaCado is after my title it seems.

Red Mud Ray · May 17, 2020

OneGiraffe said: ↑

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Chunk · May 17, 2020

StayinStock said: ↑

Pardon the pic of a pic but this young man just graduated from Wharton!
UPenn graduation is tomorrow.

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That Stewart’s kid?!

Red Mud Ray · May 17, 2020

TacomaDave said: ↑

@JaCado is after my title it seems.
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Stolen thunder

tcjacado · May 17, 2020

TacomaDave said: ↑

@JaCado is after my title it seems.
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Nah... its always yours. Just passing time

tcjacado · May 17, 2020

McRib said: ↑

That Stewart’s kid?!
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No, That's @SRH 's ufc fighter

Chunk · May 17, 2020

JaCado said: ↑

No, That's @SRH 's ufc fighter
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Wait... he’s restoring a barracuda too?!

OneGiraffe · May 17, 2020

Red Mud Ray said: ↑

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I don't know if I can.

Red Mud Ray · May 17, 2020

OneGiraffe said: ↑

I don't know if I can.
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I know, its me.

SRH · May 17, 2020

StayinStock said: ↑

Pardon the pic of a pic but this young man just graduated from Wharton!
UPenn graduation is tomorrow.

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CONGRATS to Hunter!!

SRH · May 17, 2020

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No, That's @SRH 's ufc fighter
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What’s going on here?

tcjacado · May 17, 2020

SRH said: ↑

What’s going on here?
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Nuffin

HoboDave · May 17, 2020

Experts say if you have sex 3 times a day or more, you are an addict and should seek professional help.
Hell, if I have sex 3 times a day, I had professional help.

buffedout · May 17, 2020

StayinStock said: ↑

Pardon the pic of a pic but this young man just graduated from Wharton!
UPenn graduation is tomorrow.

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