Whatever

Impromptu Poll!!!!!

It's shower time, you turn the water on... do you:

A: Test the water and adjust!
B: Jump in!

1. Do you get in the shower closet to the faucet and water controls?
2. Get into the shower near the end of the stream?!

What do you do when you realize you forgot the towel?

• Yell for help?
• Make a run for it and get the floor all wet and hope your MIL isn't in the hallway!
• Fuck it, I'mma stand here and air dry!

 

I'll take 2 dozen in chartreuse.

 

I thought he was a Spud Specialist.

 

Think I have some

 

What, you apply it to your anus?

 

assuming you washed your hand with soap and hot water

 

Hola Sweats. You’re gonna mow an acre of grass too? We’ll both be sweatT

Early start for the true weirdos!
Good morning inmates

 

I think you boys are talking suppositories, not vaccines...

 

A, 1, YELL

 

Careful with your assumptions Red Mud...

 

Hey guys, just so you know, this isn't your PM.

 

Fuck pipelines

 

B,1, make a run!

 

You jokers leave me alone. I'm working.

 

Morning all got a feeling this is going to be a long day.

4.5hrs of meetings here and only 2 will end early

I have friends in Midland who had posted about flooding but had no idea what's going on. Apparently they're up on high ground offering their place to friends who need it. Never a situation I would want to be in.

B. Jump in, but that's only after the water has gotten hot. I'll adjust if I need to.
2 (technically) because our controls are not in the water at all.
None of the above. If I forgot a towel the cabinet is only steps away and I can get it myself.

.....you gotta get better at your polls