Every Tacoma Owner

I am disappointed that my truck doesn't drive like a Bentley.

 

I am disappointed that my track times and/or light-to-light battles aren’t satisfactory.

 

My Tacoma should have every option available in the Toyota /Lexus catalogue but still remain on the bottom rung of the Toyota truck ladder.

Moving up for more options and capabilities is for schmucks and I'm tired of Toyota bending me over.

 

False

 

Quoted for excellence in example making

 

I considered fx4 acces cab ford before i got the taco but, no MT offered, so no go. The price was very good around 32k for a brand new one. I always wanted a tacoma but they were always so expensive, but i finally could afford one and im happy i did. Best vehicle i have owned hands down.

 

The dealer told me my new Tacoma would improve my social life, outdoorsing skills and overall outlook on the world. He lied

 

Yup. Instead you became a sneering mod snob who can’t sleep unless he’s in a tent suspended 6 feet above the ground and you hate everything.

 

Love itty bitties

 

Did you hear about my full Stop Tech upgrade? I know you did, because I made a thread about it so everyone knew. HD pics of dirt on my tires so people know I do things on my insta. Side shot of a scenic background to show I find good turn-off points on my way to Ikea in Sac. That tent helps me see over all the peasants in their basic tents. I hate everything because no mod amount will ever be enough, causing me to hate myself for not ordering fast enough on the Black Friday deals, and getting shown up by othersin the "What have you done to your 3rd gen today" section. No amount of patches or suspension flex will ever make up for my increasing disappointment in myself every time I log on

 

We’re on the committee.

 

Toyota should compensate you for this post.

 

I just started to build my rig, the link is in my signature.

Check out my new radio knobs.

 

They already did. They sold me a truck with non leaking 3rd brake light, non whining diff, and with the engine that makes power below 6k rpm.

 

Because the stock ones were too small for your gorilla hands?

 

I would have asked for money

 

No man, needed them to say "TRD". All my stuff says "TRD" now.

Well, except for my wife' s poon.

 

The 454 SS El Caminos were bad ass. But just as worthless as Ridglines, but at least they were fast.

Jeep douches are plentiful. Driving around DFW all decked out in Mad Max survival mode with 500 lbs of gear parking on parking curbs taking two spaces.

 

One question I desperately need an answer for is this.

If I put tires On my truck that are physically larger than the wheel well, will they rub? My gut tells me they won’t, but wanted to make sure.