Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

If anybody could do it though, he looks like the guy.

 

Junk mail is usually flashy....

 

Fawk, they never send me those fancy things.

maybe as a pay off every month person I’m not their target market?

 

I think they just dont like you.
I pay mine off every month and get those dang offers every week or two.

 

Infinity gauntlet of credit cards

 

Thanos says “you’re pre-approved!”

 

The late, the great, Robin Williams... ""Don't open your mail!" - Why? - "There's white powder in envelopes." ... Your mother and I used to look for that."

 

We used to have inspections. It was a joke. And a rip off. You could get inspected at any garage. Usually they would say your lights were not adjusted correctly and charge you an extra $5 to "adjust" them. Yeah, $5, it was a long time ago.

 

Brazilian researchers investigating discovery of dead humpback whale in Amazon jungle

Key points:

• It's believed the animal may have already been dead when it was washed ashore
• Samples have been taken to try and determine a cause of death
• It's not the first time such an event has occurred — in 2007, a minke whale was discovered in the Amazon jungle

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2019-02-25/humpback-whale-found-dead-in-brazil-jungle/10845704

 

Damn! Cut that MFs tongue!!!

 

Darkturtleninja creates this thread, disappears exactly 3 years later.

 

just makes me smile a little.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1266778620741255168

 

Drift bicycle?

 

A "fixie" is a "fixed gear" bike, no freewheel. If the rear wheel is going around, so are the pedals. Those are not fixies.

Those bikes look unrideable except when going downhill. Then they are merely deadly. The real WTF will be people actually buying them.

 

https://www.instagram.com/p/CA77ZsIgQn_/?igshid=bb1mfu2nphqp

 

Just how much do you have to smoke drink for this to seem like a good idea?

Mountain Dew Doritos cupcakes are the cheesy, citrus dessert we didn't know we needed



Doritos and Mountain Dew are a match made in snack food heaven, so it's not too surprising that folks are trying to get in that mix of cheesy, citrus flavor wherever they can -- including dessert.

Hence, the existence of Mountain Dew Doritos cupcakes. They've got everything we love about the chips and soda combo baked into a fluffy, warm cupcake. How could this go wrong?

The Nerdy Nummies recipe by Rosanna Pansino, which she demonstrated on her YouTube page, seems easy to follow and involves ingredients you'd pretty much expect to find in a cupcake that tastes like a mouthful of nacho cheese chips and citrus soda.

You'll need to grab a box of lemon cake mix, lemon pudding mix, Nacho Cheese Doritos, Mountain Dew, vegetable oil, eggs, powdered sugar, lemon zest, butter, cream cheese, vanilla extract and electric green food coloring (because if it's not electric green, is it really a Mountain Dew cupcake?)

As far as how you make them, it's how you make all cupcakes -- mix, bake and frost -- except these come with the final step of topping your electric green frosting with Doritos crumbs.

Ready to get BOLD with your cupcakes and Do The Dew? You can watch the full recipe video here or above.

 

I like Mountain Dew, I like Doritos and I like cupcakes. Do I want all three in one bite.....NO!

 

I'm glad the WTFery has moved mostly to the 2nd gen section

 

dumb and dumber
https://twitter.com/i/status/1268336300454670336