The human centipede giveaway

Summer break 2020 y’all. Gloves and masks, nothing else. Dancing on a boat deck in lake Havasu.

I saw this and was like...is this for a delta ring? Like a blast from the past. Now I have one.
And the fuckin main event-
A soldering iron/station. Shockingly, I do not have one of these. I used to, but it was lost in my moves, and I had put the purchase on the back burner. Now look. Fully decked out. Big smile.


This is what that is. But then again, maybe not. It could still be something nefarious. Like murder hornet attractant. Time will tell. Shane you generous heathen...

 

Long live the ‘pede

 

Damn you got hooked up. I said it once, I'll say it again. The 3 pede does not disappoint.

@shane100700 can shit out some really awesome stuff. I speak from experience.

 

Viva La Pede !!!

 

Checking in from our post quarantine beach trip at Saint Simons Island, Georgia. First fish of the day, a a nice little bonnet head. Put up a real nice fight! Figure I'll keep him for my round four package...

 

Hopefully exactly as is and left in the sun until it’s time to send the box!

 

Actually we have a salt water pools so I'm gonna keep it alive and feed it and train it to attack when released from a box...

 

Well played!

 

I received my package from @waltuo and after initial examination it was surprisingly clean and free of any bodily fluids or pubic hair. I listened for any signs of angry bees or hornets and seemed safe so I decided to go for it.

Whoop whoop !! I scored a Meso touchless key , some Rick and Morty stickers, spray bottle ( always need one ) , 4 double sided butt plugs and a 2lb testical Kegal weight. This guy really gets me.
I also got a sweet new oil filter wrench and some hand sanitizer to clean the shame away post kegal workout. Thanks @waltuo.

 

Great box!!

Too bad @slowlane is too much of a fucking pussy to get a box this time around!


Complete sarcasm btw- the master of ceremonies is allowed a break from time to time.

 

Ah... you missed the last four rounds brotha!

Also this is the biggest fuckery and purpose built dumpster fire on TW. How we are even allowed to do and say (or send) what we do, is beyond me. Welcome to the orgy!

 

Admission is pee pee touches.

 

I dont disagree with anything you said.

 

@waltuo you're alright in my book. The new guy does not disappoint.

 

By the way, I always feel justified with what weve created when someone comes into the thread and says "what the fuck".

 

Not for long !

 

He shitposts, so he’s got my vote, as long as he passes the background check.

Show us a pic of the inside of your refrigerator or something of equal value


That is the background check

 

Look at that frozen food selection. Plus half a gallon of pee.


He’s solid.

 

Read post one you fucking illiterate degenerate.

 

Oh bullshit! He don't get to just waltz in here, read post one, and all the sudden get in the game! He must read each and every post then pass a fifty question test on the thread with a passing score of at least 90%. Then submit a 500 word essay on the true meaning of the Pede which will be graded by the members who have participated in all three rounds. If they approve he may then join for round four.