The human centipede giveaway

@BlackPearl package has been shipped.

 

What noooooo I’m still within the grace period. Precedent has already been set by others, which gives me 100% unaccountability.

 

Besides. This’ll be worth it. This is my “outdoor package”

 

YES!!! That's exactly what I needed. Well for outdoor use that is..

 

Outdoor dildo? Same as indoor dildo?

 

So quiet in here...
Too much insanity in the other threads to focus in here??

 

How many lowes could rob lowe rob if rob lowe could rob lowes?

 

I received my box from USMC - Retired about a week ago but have been very busy unfortunately so I can post now. I definitely got the best box this year. Inside of my box was an assortment of goods including a first aid kit which fits perfectly in the door of my truck, a pair of bed cleats which I was in desperate need of, a bottle of whiskey which I had needed even more desperately, a home cooked brisket, a pair of high quality glow sticks, a Georgia carry and magpul sticker for the cooler, a wire/paracord/fishing line blade, a clip which I am not sure what exactly it’s for but is always useful, a cooling bamboo headband, a cool as fuck US canvas bag perfect for vamping, and my personal favorite caliber specific safety flags for my firearms which was very cool. I got to use them yesterday and they work excellently. I could see the jealousy building in the range masters face as he inspected my guns for range clearing.

 

It hangs from your headrest post so you can hang other things like trash bags etc on it.


Happy to see you like the package!

 

Brisket entree. Fuck yeah.

 

Nice haul. I too, prefer to shit once a month.

 

Fuuuuuckk yeah thank you!

 

I do sit-ups in order to pack it down so around the last week of every month I drop a big ass bone dry pellet. Stack em and burn em in the winter. I’m fuckin efficient

 

You fancy fucker... that’s not even a brown bag with 1988’ Olympic m&m’s.

For those of you not in the know, those are really a thing. The chocolate is even gray and chalky just so you know for sure that they seen some shit.

 

I’ve had gray chocolate mnms. They’re chalky but they’re good

 

Got my package today and I think it tops off the rest. At first I was concerned that the package was small. But never the less I decided to open it.

It looked like all the goodies got wrapped up safely inside a T-shirts. All this build up had me nervous to unwrap the containing goods.
And here is the long awaited and much needed items.

Not sure what the best part of this package is as it seems all way more then expected.
Some honorable mentions:
1/4” Snap on ratchet
LionSteel B40 Stonewashed OD with striker
Pelican light
Fast metal sunglasses
Anti-seize
And some velcro
Oh and the sick Slayer shirt haha
This is awesome. Thank you @stun gun Definitely worth the wait.

Can I sign up now for next round?

 

Yeah bro you gotta rip the sleeves off and wear it around while you do outdoors things. I was like” where is all my goddamn bubble wrap” and thought fuck it. Slayer shirt will work fine.

welcome to the pede

 

Rad

 

F-ING SLAYER