The human centipede giveaway

First off, those aren’t all mine. Secondly, that’s probably like 2k in dildos. I would find a home for every single one of them, bet on that. Everybody I know would get a surprise hidden dildo.

 

That’s awesome thank you! I still maintain that I got the best box!

 

Hate to disagree with you but the level of generosity of the box I received has not been matched in any round of this game.

 

By some stroke of luck it appears the stuff I sent to Shane should have arrived today. I was pretty worried considering UPS in my area has basically been brought to a screeching halt.

 

It did. Should be able to do a proper opening today. All I know is there was a pile of packages and I saw drag marks like the delivery guy was frustrated with them all. Or I have another body in the crawl space again.

 

I can vouch for this. I’m still speechless.

 

This is a very generous and rape-y round.

First thing is first... with the whole Covid thing, it’s a fine line between burning and sanitizing any boxes.



Now for the pièce de résistance...

First and foremost- you can’t commit a proper assault without first knowing what the cops are up to. @Aarophi is a man that knows his trade. As a man in the know, he understands the importance of intimate knowledge of police procedure. Monitoring the police both weeks before and during your criminal activity is a practice in patience. With that in mind, we have a

$24 Baofeng UV-5R Plus Two Way Radio, Long Range for Adults Rechargeable with Earpiece, Walkie Talkie for Outdoors, 144-148 420-450MHz, Qualette Series, Black

Baofeng UV-5R Plus. Having both VHF and UHF, it is widely considered one of the most vital tools of our little subculture.

Following that, a coat with hood to hide in the shadows. The coat is scratch and knife resistance for any “volunteers” that decide to change their mind wanting to join. The only thing missing is a bedazzled “Buffalo Bill” on the back.

Next up paracord. Anyone with proper knowledge know it makes great prusik cuffs and monkeys fists. If you don’t know these knots, learn them.

Continuing on- a flashlight for any movement through the wood line. Sometimes it’s better to park a little ways away. I tested this one last night and it has enough heft to properly subdue your prey and still work!

Then we have two cellphone bags. Properly lined with the foil mod and no signals will get out. You can move without being tracked and even use your “volunteers” phone to make calls and torment those closest to them. Then simply put it back away and head back to the lair.

Last but not least- two life straws. If that doesn’t say happy couple I don’t know what does! You can stalk in pairs or hide in the bushes with your new love while you wait for things to calm down before returning to the get-a-way car. We all know how important hydration is and this makes for a well thought out box! @Aarophi has out done himself and really put together a great box to support our deplorable behavior.





In reality- this is one of the most generous boxes I have seen. The radio is especially awesome. It’s something I’ve wanted to get for quite a while now. A really great item for hiking, out hitting the fire roads or anything else really. Not to take way from any past boxes, they were all awesome, just that Aarophi really seems to have exceeded any suggested cost. I am truly humbled by this and past boxes!

 

You can tell he cares the life straws... it’s just so sweet. And the radio. Ftw.

 

Oh and faraday bags for your phone?!?! This guy gets it.


And is that a glass blowing tip?

 

I should have just removed my tampon and joined in in this round. Lots of cool shit.

 

I’ll help you. I don’t use my hands either

 

Yeah Def but you should remove it anyway, it’s been weeks. That’s gnarly.

 

Send this to me. I will dispose of it safely.

 

I support all degenerates and deplorable actions.

 

@shane100700



This is glorious

 

New lube?

 

Dry lube yeah. Minimal clean up, dust yourself off and leave the laundromat.

 

@slowlane @BlackPearl
WELL HOLY CENTIPEDE ATM!
This was a haul!!! Now I'm nit sure how @BlackPearl knew so much about my interests, there are things I share on here and things I don't, but BRAVO!
First the box arrives and I am threatened with Fire!!!

I take appropriate precautions (PPE)

And then Fire a few rounds in to the box just to be safe...

The newspaper you see in the pictures is not simply packing material, but instructions on how to trim my body and ball hair to please @stun gun

Little Knife, it is so cute and I love skinners and hooked blade knives. This one is super....

AR Mag pouches!!!! I do have a little break at the beginning of quarantine and loaded up far too many mags, so now I can carry more of them...

Composite Nipple Rings, I love these and hitch pin clips, tons of uses. And an card holder for the special club...


Spotting Scope, I mean already this box was overloaded!!!!...

Cool ass Belt, I am going to wear this on AK/SKS/CZ range days and a super awesome sling, I have just the home for this....

Then my FEAR, the Fire...can not wait to try it out.

Finally...what is this??? Another knife....a SOG field knife! Well, I am taking my sheltered and rich nieces and nephew camping next week, they gonna learn some shit!


Sincerely you fellow degenerates, Thank you!

 

Looking at all the openings, this round of the Pede has been the most over-the-top round yet! Can't wait to see what happens in round Four! I mean sure it will just be me, @stun gun and maybe @shane100700 but I fully expect to see solid 24K gold butt plugs and 300 horse power industrial grade vibrators!

 

Hopefully 2 cycle.