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Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

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    cwadej

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    ppssshhhhh.

    If it isnt directly prejudicial to good order and discipline, discretion is a great part of leadership.
     
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    This one time, in Haiti, something like this may have been done by my team leader and a local.
     
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    Lots of drug deals in the military, but not the kind most would think...
     
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  5. Jun 20, 2020 at 9:49 PM
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    Aint that the truth. I'll just say that I know of a SeaBee BN that did lots of builds off the books for units who had stuff to trade.
    Heck, I built a BBQ grill for a motorcycle, and a concrete block to load test a Blackhawk hoist to get a friend a ride.
     
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    Our commo guy hooked the head cook at Benning up with a landline that could not only get off post but also make international calls. We had a big BBQ compliments of Uncle Sugar every month for almost a year until someone started to figure out who the hell was calling some chick in Germany damn near every day.

    Drug deals are part of life in the service. Without them we’d have never gotten anything done.
     
    G.T., Jun 20, 2020
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    Sometime around 1976 the swine flu hit. The base I was at had the mandatory vaccine for all personnel. A few days later we couldn't have launched an alert F-4 if WW III had started. They had to bring in some ANG guy in F-102's (I think). To handle alert.
     
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    As a comm (telephone) guy I may have put a dsn line in someone's room in gitmo
     
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    Heck, I was happy just to get AC in the tent.
     
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    Oh how the mighty have fallen. GI's need AC.:crazy: I guess they aren't made of the same stuff the guys that fought across North Africa were.
     
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    Single stack HESCOs Are obviously not good enough for some of you.
     
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    He said "was happy to get", not needed.
    and you're an idiot if you think those men in north Africa would have refused a/c had it been an option.
     
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    Hey, we don't all get extra pay for substandard living conditions when all that is available is a 4 star hotel.
    Having slept in spaces made of sandbag walls with plywood on top, even this GI isn't dumb enough to pass on the opportunity to have AC in the desert.
     
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    If anyone wants some flags flown for OIR or RSM dm me, currently down range and will be happy to fly em.
     
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    [​IMG]
    When the "strawberry milkshake" hits your gut and you need a hole, fast...
     
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    Hell I’ve been in the desert sleeping on a cot in a tent wearing a Coast Guard uniform. Where aircon was available it would take someone dumber than me to say no thanks.
     
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    i can trade chocolate and wine for sex, but I'm married.

    i don't know what you single guys use for commodities
     
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    In Panama back in 1992 it was Banquet frozen fried chicken.

    So I’ve been told.
     
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    I hear,
    "Nexflix and chill ..."
    So thats the new thing I guess
     
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    I could too but I really don't like chocolate and wine that much. Now if she has ammo we can probably work a deal!
     
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