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Funny military memes, B.S., and shotgun club!

Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

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  1. Jun 22, 2020 at 5:35 PM
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    I will not go into details what a female 2nd LT will do for a new set of points and condenser for her Gen set :anonymous:
     
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  5. Jun 22, 2020 at 7:50 PM
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    that's akin to bragging about what a PV2 will do for a new helmet cover
     
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  6. Jun 22, 2020 at 7:52 PM
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    i dunno, except... get your significant other to enjoy shooting more?
     
    smartbomb, Jun 22, 2020
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    My wife came inside one day and said "we need more ammo, order another 5000 rounds"

    i chose wisely
     
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  9. Jun 23, 2020 at 3:16 PM
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    i don't believe you


    edited to add: i'm currently feeding myself rum and cokes and watching muted russian dash cam videos while listening to euro techno
     
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    I'm fine with that considering you know as much about my wife as I know about your neighbor's uncle's cat....
     
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    you didn't specify rifle or pistol ammunition, so i averaged it

    0.14 per-round comes out to around $700 for 5000 rounds, more if it's decent quality ammunition (i.e. not shitty steel-cased russian surplus bullshit) and even more if it's to supply any sized rifle that isn't a 22LR

    i have never known a woman to volunteer money for ammunition

    also, the specificity of volume. you provided a number, nobody does that when relaying incidental information

    and even if your wife is Sherri Gallagher, she's not going to proclaim to you that you should get a specific number

    if either of you shoot that much you'd have a plan in place and you'd just order the fucking ammo, not make a remark about it

    and if you really did shoot that much, you'd have realized a long time ago that reloading is a better investment
     
    smartbomb, Jun 23, 2020
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    My wife wanted a shotgun for her birthday:notsure: so thats what she got.
     
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    shotguns are good for killing birds, less-than-lethal, and breaching. and that's about it

    but shooting stuff is fun, even with a shotgun
     
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    Im sure slugs are lethal...also 00 buck at close range...i sure as hell wouldnt want to be shot with either
     
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    Double-ought buck on a slug barrel would like to have a discussion with you regarding the definition of “less than lethal.”

    So would #4 steel duck shot for that matter. All the king’s surgeon’s and all of his men won’t be able to find all of the pieces to put you together again.
     
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    3" Turkey shot at close range is going to mess up your day too
     
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    brother, let's be clear. i don't want to be shot with anything. fuck that noise.

    but if i want to shoot rifled slugs i'd just, you know... use a rifle
     
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    Depends what you use. Imagine a bucket drop of your choice of flammable liquid. Intruder opens the door, gets soaked in said liquid. Wife shows up with a dragons breath round. One shot- one kill...

    https://youtu.be/WwhCygmhbCg

    Sure beats my usual plan of a squirt bottle of lighter fluid. Spray intruder, ask them politely to leave as you stand there with a lighter in hand. People hate being set on fire.
     
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