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Funny military memes, B.S., and shotgun club!

Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

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  1. Jun 23, 2020 at 8:07 PM
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    absolutely. but again, if that's all stuff ideal for birds

    if i wanna blast a person, a shotgun's not my first choice
     
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  2. Jun 23, 2020 at 8:12 PM
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    i'm really digging the creativity.


    let's see, what else can we come up with?

    flare gun and a can of gasoline

    ANFO-packed spiked mace

    motivated 6-year-old with a screwdriver

    pepperfoam-loaded water balloon launcher

    being blindfolded right before a wall of death at a heavy metal concert

    shark bang-stick loaded with a breaching round
     
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  3. Jun 23, 2020 at 8:25 PM
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    hoarder23 Truck fell over

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    If I send 00 buck someones way I can promise you it wont be less than lethal. I can kill a duck in flight with steel 8 shot.
     
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  4. Jun 23, 2020 at 8:26 PM
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    you can't see it but I'm giving you a thumb's up
     
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  5. Jun 23, 2020 at 8:28 PM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    So whats your Home defense choice?
     
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  6. Jun 23, 2020 at 8:29 PM
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    MRE heater mixed with gunpowder makes ok thermite. Motorola with a relay (9volt on relay) and a surefire flashlight bulb will ignite it. Talk on one channel, ignite with another. Also works for dismounted counter-ied training. (You work with what you have).

    Glycerine and Potassium permanganate ignite on contact with each other.

    Stick on a string, keeping a fan from blowing. In front of the fan is a dish of powdered sodium hydroxide (lye). Door opens, stick is released and powder is blown on the intruder.

    I’m also not opposed to punji pits in my yard or oil soaked fields.

    (those are just the less than lethal options. :notsure:)
     
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  7. Jun 23, 2020 at 8:31 PM
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    Has the VA assigned you a counselor?
     
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    - what about a pile of burning trash in the yard? In 10 years they will be as sick as half our buddies.
     
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  9. Jun 23, 2020 at 8:34 PM
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    gen 3 G17 with a light
     
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    dude, sometimes I can't tell if you are (or aren't) a warner brothers cartoon character
     
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    :thumbsup:

    Mod.2 with crimson trace.
    (Or lighter fluid)
     
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    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    He’s basically Yosemite Samuel L. Jackson here to kill a motherfucking rabbit.
     
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    Only the first one has been actually done. Which was actually used for dismounted counter-ied training. This was before TASC came up with the remote baby powder trainer. Variations were also used with crush wires, command detonation, RFID... whatever for more realistic training. Closest I was willing to go to simulate that feeling you have waiting for an explosion. 4-12 hour missions doing nothing but counter-ied, breaching or searches is hard to reproduce stateside.

    The fan thing was used but with talcum powder as a prank.
     
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    i'm still confused

    is it more of "that is a tasty burger" in Yosemite Sam's voice, or is it more of Yosemite Sam's voice telling people he's tired "of these motherfucking snakes on this motherfucking plane" while waving around a pair of flintlock pistols?

    there's a lot of latitude in these characters and they're both so diverse in context, this could go anywhere

    it could even be Sam Jackson in an orange cartoon moustache, this shit could get weird if you don't better define/refine the context of your concept or its delivery
     
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    Fuck mustaches... more of the “you know which wallet is mine... the one that says ACME motherfucker”

    74FCDA7F-AAA9-495F-999B-EEA2C28FE87C.jpg
     
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    sshh, this is like someone picking out a nickname for you

    you don't get to participate
     
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  17. Jun 23, 2020 at 8:54 PM
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    wilcam47 [OP] Keep on keeping on!

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    I figured you more of Keyser Söze.;)
     
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    says Car Rambo...

    42470C18-7935-4666-B9D0-AA4A1EE2A774.jpg
     
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    Well you've just got us figured out, huh.
    So you know that she's an avid shooter, carries concealed, has extensive training in urban combat, probably worked with more SEALS than you and I combined, shoots expert rifle and pistol, can probably out ride you on road or track on her bike? you know all that? no? then it seems you've never known my wife.

    Yes, I reloaded for plinking. W748 was good for 5.56 and .308 (M1a)

    See, now you actually do know more about her than I know about your neighbor's uncle's cat.

    and your intimations about her are still wrong.
     
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    yeah... I really don't care
     
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