Investment BS Thread - Stocks/Futures/Mutual Funds/Bonds/Commodities/Options/ETFs/401ks/Etc

Same here I actually just signed in to check how bad NRGU was doing for me specifically today.

Spoiler: not guuuuud

 

Buy more ​

 

You'll wish you were on this opportunity when I'm raking in the tollbooth change

 

Not according to Bubba, he is challenging the FBI on this.

Also, skin lightening cream is under attack, saw that on Seeking Alpha!

I want to move to an undeveloped country at this point and start from scratch, figure out how to get running water and food from the land. We’re so bored here, we’re making up problems to solve.

 

I ended up getting 1,000 shares at 22.1. then I sold 10 July 23 call options for $4,900. As long as the stock price doesn't break 27.90 I'm a very happy guy.

 

Would if I could today actually. It's <5 so funds have to clear before TD can trade so that's like 3 days, which kind of keeps me in check to not chuck money in on a whim

Oh yyyeeeeahhhh. I mean, .01$ is still a profit

I mean....Jamestown, 1607

I think there's a lot of stuff that is worth the efforts for change and addressing. I think some stuff is just attention seekers needing to find something to be angered about.

Fun stuff about Jamestown and the early British settlers though, one of the big stories we're fed is that they fled Britain because of their religion and there were being prosecuted. That's not really true at all, they left so that they could persecute because of religion. The gubment didn't care when people did stuff against their religion, so they twisted that into the gubment hates us and is persecuting us for our religion, and they "fled" to America to "escape" that, so that they were free to persecute based on their religious principals. So, this country as a whole was established on a principal of looking for things to be angry about when there wasn't anything there.

Hope I'm not too puhliticuhl

 

I'll follow you! ... Hell I bet we could EASILY find enough people that actually provide value in the real world services and have an awesome community (I've been searching for the right community like this for a while)

 

Like our own CHAZ/CHOP, but with decent people? Basically the exact opposite kind of people as CHAZ/CHOP, but kind of the same idea. I'd be more interested in this than you can imagine.

 

Eeeshh...getting close to stop losses on a lot of my holdings.

I'm annoyed because I missed selling 500 shares of CMRE at $6.04 (it hit $6.03) and then it's doooown again. It's a concerted effort to prevent me from getting out green on that stock.

 

Sell 5 July $6 calls. It's .30 a contract right now. Just keep doing that till they get called away.

 

Yep. Check out the kerfuffle in Santa Clarita regarding a dock line on a tree branch.

 

I actually have 600 shares. I'm trying to sell 6 right now @0.38.

Picked up more NRGU at the $4.07 dip

 

I like www.heyjackass.com

 

Nice markets today

 

I just Googled it. It's nice to see that young SJW wearing his mask, outdoors with nobody near him, as he cuts the dock line out of the tree.

^ A few months ago, I wouldn't even have known what I just typed meant. The world is changing fast!

 

seems to be shuddering away from its mean growth trend.

 

My 3.99 limit buy just triggered.

 

Ouch

 

Meh, buy the dip