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Discussion in 'Military' started by wilcam47, Apr 12, 2018.

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  1. Jun 25, 2020 at 5:00 PM
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    CaptAmerica Asphalt Avenger! TTC#13

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    Nope. Mostly SNCOs and junior officers.

    Come to think of it, though, the LT didn’t seem to be leaving the house in possession of his balls...
     
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  2. Jun 25, 2020 at 5:05 PM
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    hoarder23 Truck fell over

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    Your average 1st term Marine is so indoctrinated that they will listen to basically anyone
     
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  3. Jun 25, 2020 at 5:47 PM
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    New selfie stick specifically for looters and rioters. Say cheese...

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  4. Jun 25, 2020 at 7:07 PM
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    Thats assuming he wasn’t already a SGT or SSG when they got married. Still a junior rank so they could’ve been in their 20s or early 30s when they got married.
     
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  5. Jun 26, 2020 at 1:58 AM
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    I forgot how much I hate Kuwait. It still is hot as balls and sucks in case anyone wondered.
     
    crazysccrmd, Jun 26, 2020
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  6. Jun 26, 2020 at 4:53 AM
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    My DD-214 and retired ID card can’t hear your complaints.

    Sorry that you weren’t there in the 90s when they loved us. Still...they’re some backwards mother fuckers. Watch yourself. Kuwaitis and Saudis are still the world’s biggest entitled assholes.
     
    CaptAmerica, Jun 26, 2020
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    TomTwo I love God but I cuss a little

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    :rofl::rofl: Savage response :thumbsup:
     
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  8. Jun 26, 2020 at 5:26 AM
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    If you frickin Army pukes and Chair Force commandos don't start abbreviating SSgt correctly I'm gonna get my belt fed shotgun, load up a 500 round belt of 000 buck and rip y'all to shreds!
     
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  9. Jun 26, 2020 at 5:49 AM
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    Pchop Beavis Killer

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    Thats the funniest shit I've seen in a while!!!!
    Damn I needed that laugh. Gotta go get a paper towel now.
     
    Pchop, Jun 26, 2020
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  10. Jun 26, 2020 at 5:50 AM
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    Uh, no, I was not wondering.
     
    Pchop, Jun 26, 2020
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    Yeah!!!!

    You not have your crayon yet?
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    Pchop, Jun 26, 2020
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  12. Jun 26, 2020 at 5:56 AM
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    I’m sorry you need more letters and full titles to feel validated. :boink:
     
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  13. Jun 26, 2020 at 5:58 AM
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    98tacoma27 is going full "SANDWICH" Moderator

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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    I'm with Gunns on this one.
     
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    Back when you could go get a free camel burger at the oasis. Then the unit gets a day pass and everyone walks around Kuwait City for the day. That’s when a Kuwait “deployment” was more like going to NTC. Draw vehicles, go out with a BN task force for 5 months, come back to turn in vehicles and clear the country.
     
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    No surprise there. Even circled it in crayon for you. Doing a school on Lejeune for a few weeks was annoying as hell.

    Also- your corporals need calm the fuck down and realize what rank that really is. I swear they are all on the boarder of having a hernia.

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    shane100700, Jun 26, 2020
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    I go all the way back to their liberation when a GI couldn't spend money (except on gold back when it was CHEAP). I can't tell you how many shawarmas I gulped down with juicy-juice on happy Saudi and Kuwaiti money.

    Flash forward 5 years and we'd simply become well-armed and disciplined TCNs.

    Fucking child-molesting mother fucking slavers is what they are.
     
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    Ahhhh sidiyq... although it was explained as not just friend but little “friend.” So naturally we gave a crew member to some IP’s when we were spending the day at their compound and let them know he was a sidiyq.
     
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  18. Jun 26, 2020 at 6:21 AM
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    I'm sorry your branch doesn't empower your NCOs to actually be NCOs... :boink:
     
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  19. Jun 26, 2020 at 6:24 AM
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    Some stuff. Not a lot, just some.
    :bananadead:


    :laughing:

    :popcorn:
     
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    Eh... if you yell and scream about everything, then eventually it’s just white noise.

    You do have me on that though. I’ll admit some army units and commands are so bad about that. Especially in recent years.
     
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