Whatever

Goats man.. just goats

 

Fixed...

 

I am!

 

What?

 

Huh?

 

Ya know we’re talking about chiggers attacking Bruce’s balls right? You’re photo was just for shading example!

 

Oh, didnt compute. Shade of my balls is at the control of wifey.

 

What color are chiggers anyway? Itchy little skanks.

 

And my side pieces, lefty and righty.

 

The irritated skin?! Red, cause itchy! The balls... blue cause she ain’t touching you!

 

Seriously nail polish though cause it will suffocate them! Then you just have dead chigger carcasses in your body!

 

Oh I know the skin is red. I mean the chigger itself. The bug. Do they be red too?

 

@McChiggeritchysac your new name.

 

Do I look like google images?! *hint

 

They're red and practically microscopic. I've only noticed them while wearing white socks otherwise you aren't likely to see them.

 

Get one with an elevated seat! You get that lil motor bike?

 

We used to do that. It’s a myth. By the time they itch the chigger itself is gone and there is nothing to help it is what we read.

 

I’m confused about you getting a pedicure

 

I can’t stand anybody touching my feet. To ticklish.