Whatever

Spare Key?

EDIT: But reckon they'd freak when they heard it start up ... sauna time.

 

Morning

 

Good morning all

Some guy on another forum suggested I do something I’m pretty sure is physically impossible. But he said it like it was a bad thing. I mean...if I could, I totally would.

 

Morning folks!

 

I've got some killer buffers, pads and waxes/sealants/polishes and compounds.

 

Morning everyone

 

How do, madam?

 

@RizzleMcRib

 

Not sure if you meant Bree or I, but I'm doing good. Just staring at the calendar like it's some complicated math problem. Probably shouldn't do that prior to having my first cup of coffee down.

 

It was directed to any "madam" who deemed it relevant to reply back.

Calendars are like tiny little razor blades.

Each event is another wound that will slowly heal.

 

That's some messed up mumbo-jumbo. I got one for you.

If you immediately know the candle is fire, the meal was cooked long ago.

 

Very poetic and accurate. Thinking of the list of remaining tasks, days left to complete and when to fit them all in.

I'm honestly hoping leaving my job helps me ease off this mindset. I hate being a PM.

 

TL/DR: My grandma caught me checking out a girl at a store when I was around 16 years old, told me she was hot, and forced me to get her number.


I was walking through K-Mart years ago with my grandmother.

Backstory: My grandmother was a super shy, sweet old lady. Never went to elementary school, never got her driver's license. Typical, Appalachian upbringing for that era/time period. She was blunt, however. Said it like it was.

As we are strolling through, adding things to the cart every now and then, she notices me noticing a delectable human from the fairer sex.

I obviously didn't notice my grandmother noticing. She kept quiet about it.

The last time I looked up at the girl, my grandmother looks at me, smiling, sweet as can be and says "Q, she's hotter than a fresh f#cked fox in a forest fire, go get her number."

I lost it. Walked over, told Kami that my grandmother suggested I request her number, got the number, dated her for years. We are still in contact to this day.

 

You're grandma still around? She seems like a cool person. I never grew up around any of my grandparents and the only ones that were somewhat in my life were my stepdads and they were very reserved people.

 

If you don't look at the other days of the week then it's right around the corner

 

Because people mainly want it to either: A) be a simple problem that was the machine's fault B) want you to replace it C) they suck

Almost every time I mention a poor running problem was caused by them leaving fuel in there, using bad fuel, etc, they get defensive. Don't like the answer? Shouldn't have asked the question

 

And good morning all. It's already hot. My fan is blowing hot air in my face. Happy Fuckin Tuesday

 

Big move day almost a week away no? One should never obsess about anything until their morning ritual is complete.

 

Oh how I wish it was!

 

She is not.

She was pretty awesome.

I had all grandparents and even great-grandparents until I was about 21. My great-grandmother passed when I was like, 18 and then my grandparents started passing around 20-21.

I'm down to one set of grandparents now, and they probably wont be around too awful much longer.