Whatever

I guess I'll go eat some cookie dough

 

That sounds delicious actually.

 

My mom always makes me a peanut butter pie for my bday, I ate half of it for breakfast

 

I lost my mood ring. I don’t know how I feel about it.

 

I gave my wife a mood ring, it worked great, left a red mark on my forehead

 

If my wife put on a mood ring, it would crumble to pieces.

 

Switched coffees recently aka ran out of our favorite and didn't want to order more. It's so much stronger... Yikes

 

Word.

 

Not the first one I have seen.

There is more shit on land that wants you dead than in the ocean.

 

Yeah but "most" of the time I can see it, and shoot it

 

Stupidity on the water kills magnatudes more than ocean life.

I think it is said that shark attacks are more rare than getting struck by lightning?

 

Bingo
Or else the sharks attacks would happen daily if not hourly.

 

People disappear on East Cost often go unreported because, well,
TOURISM $$$$$$$$$$$$$

 

It's a conspiracy among the shark population. They got it down to a science.

 

You have to watch out for the Great White Geezbo Shark. They are especially dangerous.

 

Um, they come in white, blue, & grey