Don’t hit the cow patties

I've had bugs on my windshield so dried on that I've had to use a scraper to get them off. Never had cow shit on my windshield though......

 

Count yourselves lucky that y'all are in a closed cab, fendered truck. I once made this mistake doing a speed run across a pasture on a little suzuki quad. While wearing shorts. Taking a splattered impact to the balls will teach you a fast lesson about the nature of cow pies.

 

Laughs, in the late 70's we used to race motocross at this one track in Pa. Nice rolling pasture....filled with cow patties....
Back in the day we had open face helmets.
I always won there allot not wanting to be behind another riders roost

 

Used to drive an old gokart all over my grandparents pasture... no fenders on that thing... i got it in my mouth on at least a couple occasions... O well. I'm alive! Learned to ride an ATV out there too... lotsa cow crap to wash off back then.

 

I can only imagine.

 

No but I was in such a hurry to get it off when I got home I forgot to take a picture. I could take a picture of the gutter in front of my house the neighbor loves the smell LoL. I’m going to seep it up when it dries out.

 

Glad I could help

 

I can tell you under the mirrors were caked and I found some resemblances of “blood splatter” at the top of my shell.

 

Probably keep it from rusting better than the shit Toyota puts on these frames.

Just sayin'....

 

I can remember some hare scrambles in the 80's where the start was, or some sections of open fields there were plenty of cow cookies to wipe from you goggles.