Non-political things that make you say...WTF?!?! (Welcome To Florida!) **NOT CV RELATED** NO TALKY!

Ha ha, I understand. Once you get over 105, I dont care where you are its just too damn hotttt.

 

Well, @G.T. is an Aussie, soooo they have big arse spiders that could be poachers I guess...

 

Thats awful...

 

Yeah, I know of a guy that cleaned out all the beavers and would take bear and deer whenever he felt like it, just because, oh yeah, didnt work, had a bunch of kids, oh the methany in W PA. They law finally caught up to him. That was 8 years ago and still no beavers back in that area.
Choot em

 

They’ll steal your girl if your not careful.

 

That explains why I don't have a fucking clue what he was talking about. I put him on ignore so there will be no future misunderstandings.

 

If a bunch of Aussie spiders...come to my house...IN TEXAS...








...they can have her. I know that any other scenario would not end well for mankind.

 

Slay the spider, I shall...

 

When I lived in QLD it was widely suggested to lift both the lid and the seat off the dunny to check for snakes and spiders. The house we were in always had huntsman spiders about which helped keep our robber (coconut crab) fed. I’ll have to find the photo album from that time as I know I have pictures of him with the dog in the back garden where he lived. All of that fauna made for heaps of pranks on unsuspecting girls.

 

F--k that.

 

That would take a LOT of drawn butter.

Mmmmmmm....

 

That one appears to be a young adult, likely under ten years of age. Our mate “Robbie” was a blue and the property owner said that he was eighteen years of age when we had moved in. A genuinely big boy he’d always be fiddling about the garden in the evening and had no qualms about hanging out with us near the lounge chairs if we’d toss him little bits of food now and again.

My dog at the time was an Australian Kelpie and he got along well with “Red Dog” who was regularly bringing bits of food out for him to share. Freaked quite a few out seeing the pair of them Hanging out side by side.

Moved away three years later and old mate Robbie was still there keeping an eye on the place and waiting to train the next set of tenants. Red Dog ended up living with my family in the NT and sired more than a few litters of his own before retiring to the back veranda of my grandparents house.

 

Are those good to eat?

 

I’d guess it wouldn’t be there if it was but also curious about it.

 

Depends on what they eat.

 

So that one probably wouldn't be very good since it's plundering a garbage can.

 

I dunno, but there are some critters that are toxic to humans that they like to eat and that can be passed through the crabs. They are a real delicacy in other SEA countries but most Aussies don’t eat them.

 

First would be figuring out how to kill it. I wouldn't know where to start.