Whatever

FYI linked worked! Watching the fight on the tv through @McRib’s phone.

 

You can really mount the shoulder pocket? I thought that was just a myth. How do you get them to hold still?

 

Exactly! Mount the gun to your body, not your body to the gun.
Try talking to an 84 year old verteran.

 

If it’s the right temperature, it’s like a shady hot-pocket.

 

Holy shit, kudos to you for digging that up.

 

Filed in Whatever Pics folder under the title "Nerd".

I like to keep things organized for ready use.

 

Dick.
There was a rusty ‘42 coupe on the side of the road out in Melrose about a month ago. Popped wood. 8 grand. Totally worth it. Gangstah.

 

Fixed.

 

Like dis....split window. Solid boner.

 

They must have just got there right before me. There was a group in line in front of us and the lady at the window asked if they were the ones with the old cars. The wife said yes. The lady at the window said “I’m more of a 60’s and 70’s muscle car girl” the wife said, “you would probably like his 2 ‘69 Camaros”. The guy was a little fat old guy with hair only in a horse shoe and it was about 5 inches long. I would look pretty cool in all of those cars so I should have them, not that dork.

 

You aren’t kidding. I just hurt my ding dong on the toilet seat.

 

That dude needs a convertible with that lettuce game. If I ever go bald, I’m rocking a fantastic merkin.

 

Nerd

 

And just to be clear, I find @SweetT[USER] as annoying as ball-fleas. Anyone else? Let me hear your voices!

 

Nice Ul-eyeball!

 

Awwww fuckkkk!!!!