Whatever

@Gritto
Hitting the 5-stand in the morning! Wish me luck. I think we got that comb adjusted much better. Lower and to the left with a cant. Thanks for the advice.

 

We're sending a young punk out to get our lunch tomorrow, I'll be having Pelusa shrimp thank you very much.

 

I know I said I wouldn't post any more of these, but...

Spoiler: Gritto's Former Girlfriend Pics

I think I already mentioned my weakness for athletic gals.

 

Bust 'em all.

 

Pondering the Meaning of Life!!!!

 

I heard @SweetT looks good in shoulder pads....

 

I mean...you're the only one commenting on the pictures, so...

 

Pics would make this so much more interesting.

 

U didn’t get any of em?

 

My brother was once suspended from school for wearing a shirt that said
Drunks
Against
Mad
Mothers
(DAMM)

 

Hey All What's up?

 

You see how he was licking that cone bruh?? I found it off-putting. Not report worthy as you like to threaten.

 

Only if you're cold.

 

Yea

 

@buffedout

 

How long of a weekend do you get after 12?

 

I’m in my underwear and working on my motorcycle in the garage.
Is that weird?

Asking for a friend












Totally not asking for a friend

 

Back the hell up @Gritto , it's my turn for storytime
When I was 18(ish) and my brother was 20(ish), we (along with a couple of other fellers) went to a party at a college town about 30 miles from here. We get to this apartment that one of our friends lived in and started playing cards, loud music...all that shit.
Backtrack: we took a buddy's GMC Blazer (top off, 40" tires purring like a kitty) to this prestigious event. We'll get back to that in a minute.
Anyhow, the beer was flowing like an open fire hydrant, things were going good, the lady prospects were all in place; it looked to be a promising evening. Until...the cops barged in like they owned the joint. Not a single person was 21 so it looked to be a lil bit messy. In hindsight, I think they would have gone easy on us mainly because there were alot of people there, doubt they wanted to arrest all of us. But....my loud-mouth, drunk, dumbass brother had to open his ignorant mouth. And I clearly remember what he said to them. "Either grab a beer and get to playing cards or get the fuck out of here". Obviously that didn't make either of them fall over with the giggles. So they arrested his ass and off they went. Well, I was driving (Blazer owner was too drunk; so was I, but I was awake at least) so we started looking for the po po station. No idea where it was. After driving around town for a bit I noticed red lights in the rear view. Not good at all. I pull over and a cop approached the vehicle and asks, "are you Bob _______?" Yes, says I...why might you ask? "Well, your brother is at the station...please come get his ass, we'll drop all charges if you get him now because he is making so much noise and being such an asshole that we just want him gone".

So I ask the cop how he knew that I was his brother. He says, "your brother said to look for a lifted blue and white Blazer with a long blond haired drunk guy driving it, that would be the brother".
Almost done....
So we follow the cop to the po po station and I can hear my brother screaming and bitching from the parking lot. He walks outside, jumps on the hood of a police car and begins pissing on the windshield.

So I yank Mr. Stupidity off of the car and away we go.