Whatever

It’s only like that in the very beginning and at the very end.

 

What do ya think i am, a ho?

 

But the tip is the best part.

 

Goldies are known for their soft mouth.

 

That bag is full of air.

 

I know! I gave her a piece of the cone and the loose nuts that were in the bag but she gave me the sad puppy eyes so...
That sounds absolutely terrible...
May self-report. Can you do that?

 

Just inflating it to make it look bigger

 

Shit they're the same now.

 

They have a surgery for that but someone gets all traumatized when I post it. So not fun.

 

Image is everything. Fake it till you make it or she’s willing to settle.

 

"Yes, I'd like it to look like i have a loaf bread taped to my leg"

 

Those are gnarly! Saw one in x-ray school. Seems too fiddley to get that valve right! Plus you get an extra ‘ball’.

 

That's weird. I don't need a fourth

 

gifted Ho?

 

I went for the "long range" tank option

 

Kinda makes me think of the chick in total recall who had 3 boobs.

 

Too many