Dick's Dank Yank Wank Tank

Yeah, Moab's turned into tourista town unfortunately. I like to hide out in Panguitch and Torrey on occasion. Both are pretty sleepy but it keeps me out of the bars.

 

FFS @scocar , can't you and your border hopping, illegals commie friends get off your lazy Covid incentive sucking asses & follow your commander-in-chief's simplistic instructions and rake up around the forsaken bushes and trees so i don't have to breathe in all this effin smoke as your demorat antifa run states burn up in hell?

 

My check from the bogeyman hasn’t come in yet.

 

This is just the opening act...
https://youtu.be/xq5RamhrN2s

 

My review is tomorrow, I better at least get a thank you for keeping our ER going through all this COVID shit.

 

I was gonna hold a lighter up at the end but like what do you do for an encore.

 

The 90’s were a riot, good times.

 

Have sex on stage.

 

Maybe invite someone.

 

People in costumes enjoying themselves, the human experience. Possibly some drugs involved.

Some people find that scary.

 

Some people got hurt, but we took care of our own.

 

The introvert in me would be terrified, but some X might loosen me up.

 

My first concert was Orbital/Crystal Method/Low Fi Allstars. I couldn’t figure out why all the girls were sucking on pacifiers.

I eventually figured it out, but I’m not proud of how long it did.

 

Only 1% of riots are actually riots.
23Skidoo/facts.com

 

Itchy-O Rolled

 

Not until the God-fearing bible-thumping gun-toting southern palefaces get the nuclear deterrents they need to keep hurricanes at bay.

 

So, any day then . . .