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@StayinStock
Last minute entry

 

@StayinStock

 

I got a feeling if @buffedout entered a song it would win

 

Damn to late was gonna do up a nice Version "Don't want to hot like me"

 

Not a fan, but to each their own. That is what the ignore member button is for.

 

Hobbs will appreciate it. Go for it.

 

Pleading the 5th and keeping it positive.

 

OK
Yeah
Oh, we about to get it just a lil hot and sweaty in this mu'fucka (oh, baby)
Ladies let's go
Soldiers let's go (Dolls)
Let me talk to y'all and just you know give you a little situation
Listen (fellas)

You see this shit get hot
Every time I come through
When I step up in the spot (are you ready?)
Make the place sizzle like a summertime cookout
Prowl for the best chick, yes I'm on the lookout (let's dance)
Slow banging shorty like a belly dancer with it
Smell good, pretty skin, so gangsta with it (oh, baby)
No tricks only diamonds under my sleeve
Gimme the number, but make sure you call before you leave

I know you like me (I know you like me)
I know you do (I know you do)
That's why whenever I come around
She's all over you
And I know you want it (I know you want it)
It's easy to see (it's easy to see)
And in the back of your mind I know
You should be on with me

Don't cha wish your Hobbs was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your Hobbs was a freak like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?
Don't cha wish your Hobbs was raw like me?
Don't cha wish your Hobbs was fun like me?
Don't cha?
Don't cha?

Fight the feeling (fight the feeling)
Leave it alone (leave it alone)
'Cause if it ain't love
It just ain't enough to leave my happy home
Let's keep it friendly (let's keep it friendly)
You have to play fair (you have to play fair)
See I don't care
But I know she ain't gonna wanna share

Don't cha wish your Hobbs was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your Hobbs was a freak like me? (like me)
Don't cha?
Don't cha baby? Don't cha
Alright, sing
Don't cha wish your Hobbs was raw like me? (Raw)
Don't cha wish your Hobbs was fun like me? (Big fun)
Don't cha?

Ok, I see how it's goin' down (ahh, don't cha)
Seems like shorty wanna little menage pop off or something (let's go)
Well let me get straight to it
Every broad wan watch a nigga when I come through it
It's the god almighty, looking all brand new
If shorty wanna jump in my ass then vanquish
Looking at me all like she really wanna do it
Tryna put it on me till my balls black an blueish
Ya wanna play wit ah playa girl then play on
Strip out the Chanel and leave the lingerie on
Watch me and I'mma watch you at the same time
Looking at ya wan break my back
You're the very reason why I keep a pack ah the Magnum
An wit the wagon hit chu in the back of tha magnum
For the record, don't think it was something you did
Shorty all on me 'cause it's hard to resist the kid
I got a idea that's dope for y'all
As y'all could get so I could hit the both of y'all

See I know she loves you (I know she loves you)
I understand (I understand)
I'd probably be just as crazy about you
If you were my own man
Maybe next lifetime (maybe next lifetime)
Possibly (possibly)
Until then old friend your secret is safe with me

Don't cha wish your Hobbs was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your Hobbs was a freak like me? (Like me)
Don't cha?
Don't cha baby? Don't cha
Alright, sing
Don't cha wish your Hobbs was raw like me? (Raw)
Don't cha wish your Hobbs was fun like me? (Big fun)
Don't cha?
Don't cha?

 

Don't cha wish your Hobbs was hot like me?
Don't cha wish your Hobbs was a freak like me? (like me)
Don't cha?
Don't cha baby? Don't cha
Alright, sing
Don't cha wish your Hobbs was raw like me? (Raw)
Don't cha wish your Hobbs was fun like me? (Big fun)
Don't cha?

 

Judging postponed until tomorrow night; gotta get my own entry in.
Btw; my lyrics will be original, not this copy/paste garbage ya'll are trying to feed us.
Peace, love and Whatever baby! Night!

 

My milkshake brings all the @Hobbs to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the @Hobbs to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
I know you want it
The thing that makes me
What the @Hobbs go crazy for
They lose their minds
The way I wind
I think it's time
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The @Hobbs are waiting
La la, la la, la
@Hobbs it up
La la, la la, la
The @Hobbs are waiting
My milkshake brings all the @Hobbs to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the @Hobbs to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
I can see you're on it
You want me to teach thee
Techniques that freaks these @Hobbs
It can't be bought
Just know, thieves get caught
Watch if you're smart
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The @Hobbs are waiting
La la, la la, la
@Hobbs it up
La la, la la, la
The @Hobbs are waiting
My milkshake brings all the @Hobbs to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the @Hobbs to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
Oh, once you get involved
@Hobbs will look this way, so
You must maintain your charm
Same time maintain your halo
Just get the perfect blend
Plus what you have within
Then next @Hobbs eyes'll squint
Then @Hobbs picked up your scent
La la, la la, la
Warm it up
La la, la la, la
The @Hobbs are waiting
La la, la la, la
@Hobbs it up
La la, la la, la
The @Hobbs are waiting
My milkshake brings all the @Hobbs to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge
My milkshake brings all the @Hobbs to the yard
And they're like, it's better than yours
Damn right it's better than yours
I can teach you, but I have to charge

@Hobbs

 

Sir, I have respectfully submitted my entry.

 

Now we need a poll or a new judge.

 

We got a contender

 

Don't cha wish your hobbs was raw like me

 

my milkshake brings all the hobbs to the yard

 

@Hobbs

 

I said, certified freak
Seven days a week
Wet ass Hobbs
Make that pull-out game weak, woo
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass Hobbs
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass Hobbs
Give me everything you got for this wet ass Hobbs
Beat it up, Hobbs, catch a charge
Extra large and extra hard
Put this Hobbs right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel while it's inside
Spit in my mouth, look in my eyes
This Hobbs is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's role play, I wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck
Right in this little Hobbs
Make it cream, make me scream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (ayy, ayy)
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down inside of me
Quick jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be
I run down on him 'fore I have a Hobbs running me
Talk your shit, bite your lip
Ask for a car while you ride that Hobbs (while you ride that Hobbs)
You really ain't never gotta fuck him for a thang
He already made his mind up 'fore he came
Now get your boots and your coat
For this wet ass Hobbs
He bought a phone just for pictures
Of this wet ass Hobbs
Pay my tuition just to kiss me
On this wet ass Hobbs
Now make it rain if you wanna
See some wet ass Hobbs
Look, I need a hard hitter, I need a deep stroker
I need a Henny drinker, I need a weed smoker
Not a garden snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Hobbs A1, just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him taste it, now he diabetic
I don't wanna spit, I wanna gulp
I wanna gag, I wanna choke
I want you to touch that little dangly dang
That swang in the back of my throat
My head game is fire, punani Dasani
It's going in dry and it's coming out soggy
I ride on that thang like the cops is behind me
I spit on his mic and now he tryna sign me, woo
Your honor, I'm a freak bitch, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheating
Put him on his knees, give him something to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm looking for a beating
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my ass, he's a bottom feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make you bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he fuck me and ask, "Whose is it?"
When I ride the Hobbs, I'ma spell my name
Ah
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you fucking with some wet ass Hobbs
Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass Hobbs
Give me everything you got for this wet ass Hobbs
Now from the top, make it drop
That's some wet ass Hobbs
Now get a bucket and a mop
That's some wet ass Hobbs
I'm talking WAP, WAP, WAP
That's some wet ass Hobbs
Macaroni in a pot
That's some wet ass Hobbs, uh
(There's some Hobbs in this house)
(There's some Hobbs in this house)