Whatever

Not Legally in NJ, NY, CT, MD but you can in Pa.

 

In the immortal words of George Carlin: “Kiss her where it smells - take her to New Jersey!”

 

you too, huh.


How the fuck am I suppose to respond when I am always at least 100 posts behind, and when I am able to keep up, there's nobody in here.

 

You buy em out?

 

You don’t say?

 

Fuck all you NJ haters

I love NJ and NY. Got family there. Very fond memories out there in NJ.

 

You, good sir, need to reload if you ain’t already.

 

Love a good rain storm. Like to watch them, then nap in them. Great days. Just don't want them all the time. Or a flood lol.

Looks good, y'all got me on the hunt to find this beer.

 

Good luck on finding it.

 

Hey @Gritto and @SweetT
Another reason I love Pennsylvania...
Cast iron junkie...
Griswold ftmfw!

 

What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?



































One snatches your watch. The other watches your snatch.

 

@buffedout is sitting at the doctor's office. The doctor walks in and says, "I have some bad news. I'm afraid you're going to have to stop masturbating." "I don't understand, doc," the patient says. "Why?" "Because," the doctor says. "I'm trying to examine you."

 

To keep them out of @StayinStock's grubby middle fingers.

I'd rather that you just kick me directly in the nuts.

 

What tf does this even mean?!

 

Pretty sure that you don't want ask that question or know the answer.
Their relationship is special

 

Ever see Men of Honor? Bayonne. Navy divers. Sweets ringing the bell and moving on to made-to-order s’mores...
I thought you read every post?

 

What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a puppy have in common?































A wet nose
(We can also substitute MOIST for wet)