The Lair

You have a 12 yr old I would of never guessed that!

 

Congrats Randall and Mrs EST! Let the adventures begin!

 

The first few diapers are honestly some of the worst. The stuff is worse than tar!

 

YUP. Luckily his aren’t too terribly bad and wipe up semi easily. He’s had 4-5 poopy diapers so far and I’m a champ at changing them now.

 

You'll get to the point of being able to do them one handed while making dinner and washing dishes all at the same time. Pro tip with the boys keep the front of the diaper covering the peepee that cold hitting them they'll piss all over you if you don't have a shield.

 

Oh yeah, the best part was my choice of clothing for labor and delivery.

 

I see what you did there.

 

Technically fabricating is just making stuff and I did help make him.

 

Exactly.

But I didn't know there were shirts AND stickers. I've been missing out.

 

This is a one-off because it was like $35.

 

Oh the horror!

 

Good choice for the subtle pun and innuendo.
Oh the lovely hospital pleather recliner chair for the dad's such a comfortable place to sleep. I remember those days so well thank god it isn't too many. Love the hair do.

 

Introducing him to the family biz on day 0!

 

I ran home to get a sleeping pad and proper pillow to make tonight more comfortable. Also WD40 for that damn squeaky recliner and bathroom door.

 

I ended up sleeping in the hallway on a long bench they had. The rooms we had were not as big as yours appears to be it was super crowded. Hopefully Ya'll will be going home either tomorrow or Tues. We went home 2 days after iiRC may have been 3 actually.

 

Supposed to be in the morning! That’ll be nice to get in our own beds.

 

Hell yeah! How's the little guy doing

 

He’s on the higher end of billy Reuben count so they’re gonna check him again in a couple of hours to see how he’s progressing and decide if he needs the blue lights. But other than that, cool as a cucumber.

 

He doesn't look to terribly yellow to have a high bilirubin count that's a good thing. Looks good fat and happy which is what ya want.

 

Congrats on the new addition to the family!