Dick's Dank Yank Wank Tank

no akshully

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3rpmctmC_M

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg8H9vrJCcU


Saturday in the park,
I think it was the Fourth of July
Saturday in the park,
I think it was the Fourth of July

People dancing, people laughing
A man selling ice cream
Singing Italian songs
Everybody is another
Can you dig it (yes, I can)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For Saturday

Another day in the park
I think it was the Fourth of July
Another day in the park
I think it was the Fourth of July

People talking, really smiling
A man playing guitar
And singing for us all
Will you help him change the world
Can you dig it (yes, I can)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For today

Slow motion riders fly the colors of the day
A bronze man still can tell stories his own way
Listen children all is not lost, all is not lost, oh no, no

Funny days in the park
Every day's the Fourth of July
Funny days in the park
Every day's the Fourth of July

People reaching, people touching
A real celebration
Waiting for us all
If we want it, really want it
Can you dig it (yes, I can)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For the day, yeah yeah

 

https://youtu.be/vOLivyykLqk

Particle man, particle man
Doing the things a particle can
What's he like? It's not important
Particle man
Is he a dot, or is he a speck?
When he's underwater does he get wet?
Or does the water get him instead?
Nobody knows, Particle man
Triangle man, Triangle man
Triangle man hates particle man
They have a fight, Triangle wins
Triangle man
Universe man, Universe man
Size of the entire universe man
Usually kind to smaller man
Universe man
He's got a watch with a minute hand,
Millennium hand and an eon hand
When they meet it's a happy land
Powerful man, universe man
Person man, person man
Hit on the head with a frying pan
Lives his life in a garbage can
Person man
Is he depressed or is he a mess?
Does he feel totally worthless?
Who came up with person man?
Degraded man, person man
Triangle man, triangle man
Triangle man hates person man
They have a fight, triangle wins
Triangle man

 

https://youtu.be/v2S12thG6ik

 

https://youtu.be/V46AXjmf8sI

 

Oh! Are we doing cheery tunes here now?

O Fortune,
like the moon
you are changeable,
ever waxing
ever waning;
hateful life
first oppresses
and then soothes
playing with mental clarity;
poverty
and power
it melts them like ice.

Fate – monstrous
and empty,
you whirling wheel,
you are malevolent,
well-being is vain
and always fades to nothing,
shadowed
and veiled
you plague me too;
now through the game
I bring my bare back
to your villainy.

Fate is against me
in health
and virtue,
driven on
and weighted down,
always enslaved.
So at this hour
without delay
pluck the vibrating strings;
since Fate
strikes down the strong,
everyone weep with me!

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHbjfcQVY4g

 

Love some Waits
https://youtu.be/W9mhsW5aWJM

 

I'm glad you're all here today.



















































































https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmpMO2dJQ6Q

Edit, just to make sure you can appreciate the fine nuances:

I love you, you love me
We're a happy family
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?
I love you, you love me
We're best friends like friends should be
With a great big hug
And a kiss from me to you
Won't you say you love me too?

 

I see dead people.

 

I've been away from TW for a few weeks and this is what I come back to after that excellent explanation of why Def Leopard and Kiss suck chinese goat balls so much?

 

https://youtu.be/MEU-7uga_4A

 

Occasionally I have to carry them. I dont have to carry the sickle though, so thats a bit easier.

 

https://youtu.be/QbC6dLG_dQY

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrYoil15C4A

 

I found the logic unassailable.

 

I had the bedspread.

(code for I beat the living shit out of my adolescent pud while oppai-pillowing Gene Simmons and showering him with facial torrents of boi-juice)

 

The Army the World Needs

 

I thought a lot of musicians objected to their music used at political rallies?