Colorado B.S. Thread

Perfect timing... I found you a beer at the hipster beer store, @Wulf ... $16 per pint can.

 

I'm gonna cry

 

Because I lied about the pint? There's an extra BONUS 0.9 ounces!!!

I'm not sure if that is 0.9 weight ounces of silt or 0.9 fluid ounces of beer.

 

How about the one next to it, @Wulf ?

 

That one is 10% and has lactose for "mouth feel".

 

That's just awful

 

I’m very confused.

 

Beer. It's what's for dinner.

 

Or breakfast. Or breakfast for dinner.

 

I sense diarrhea as a result

 

Lager make the best breakfast beers

 

If I am drinking post midnight am I having breakfast beers? Or is it only a breakfast beer when you drink it after waking up?

 

yeah breakfast beers only occur post waking up...

 

breakfast margarita ftw.

 

Yes please.

 

And that's how you end up in an uncertain gamble about every fart for the next 36 hours

 

Wow, I thought Crooked Stave was pricey.

 

All this talk of modding. Here I am with the 8.1L just driving it. Can’t wait for gas to be $4 a gallon

 

If I ever win the Lotto (hard to do when I don't buy tickets), I am so going to toss a Cummins R2.8 Crate Diesel in my Tacoma.

 

You know, it is not that far off of the cost to build out a factory Toyota long block.

https://shopcummins.com/products/cummins-r28-turbo-diesel?variant=28164531421284

Have you tried adoption or getting cougar hunted?