Tacoma Dad Joke

Got this gem from the Premium Dad Jokes Facebook page. Figured you all would get a laugh!

 

not ok.

 

Do you know what makes a joke a dad joke?
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When it's apparent.

 

Toyyoda
Tacoma

to
Ma

 

Do you know what a pig with three eyes looks like?

















Piiig. My joke is better than your joke.

 

What bears don't have any teeth?
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Gummi bears!

 

This year neither do the Chicago Bears!

 

A skeleton walks into a bar and says "I'll have a beer, and a mop".

 

What's the difference between a Slut and a bitch? A slut sleeps with everyone. A Bitch sleeps with everyone but me.

Thats a Dad joke!

 

Two old ladies are walking down the street when a thug comes up and says “OK, I’m gonna rape you”. The one old lady says to the other old lady “doesn’t he mean rob us?” and the other lady says “shut up he knows what he’s doing“

 

What do you call a pig that does karate?

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A Pork Chop

 

What has two butts and kills people?
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An assassin

 

What has 4 wheels and flies?
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A garbage truck.

 

A man goes to a beekeeper to buy some bees. "I'd like a dozen bees, please." the man says as he pays. The beekeeper counts out "One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve, thirteen."

The man says "Wait a sec, I only paid for 12."

"That's OK," the beekeeper says, "that one's a freebee."

 

With so many sporting events being cancelled, they’re having to televise the World Origami Championships.... it’s on Paperview.

 

You'll need to imagine a good old Australian accent for this one.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

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No idea'r!

 

Why is diarrhea genetic?











cause it runs in your jeans