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Any Ruggers?

Discussion in 'Sports, Hobbies & Interests' started by Ipunchwalls, Jul 20, 2010.

  1. Nov 11, 2010 at 11:12 AM
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    Special_K

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    yeah that's true haha. Where did you play? I would always practice grubbers during the week but in a match, I didn't get much opportunity to kick as the hooker :( lol prolly for the best i know the backs don't like when the forwards kick the ball haha
     
  2. Nov 11, 2010 at 11:35 AM
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    Pugga Pasti-Dip Free 1983 - 2015... It was a good run

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    I played for Clarkson. We were a club but got to travel around and play other schools. I tell you what, you make it through rugby initiation, they should just hand you your diploma then! That was one of the toughest things I encountered in college...
     
  3. Nov 12, 2010 at 10:33 AM
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    thats funny!! i went back the other day to visit some of the guys cause they were having their "rookie night". its so much more fun when you're not the one chuggin' 40's and other fun activities, one word:Goldfish. that says it all
     
  4. Nov 12, 2010 at 10:49 AM
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    Haha, we lucked out in that regard, no goldfish. The seniors thought up some much much worse crap for us. One of the 'drinks of choice' was a keg they bought in the beginning of the season that was put through warm/cold cycles for months. Served at room temperature of course... I wouldn't mind going back and being on the other side of the fence!
     
  5. Nov 12, 2010 at 1:25 PM
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    I miss it all...
     
  6. Dec 11, 2010 at 7:10 PM
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    I tried the quiz and it turned out right - I played Flanker and Inside-center for the Dogs RFC in the provincial league and for the province as a junior at the Canada Games in '85 (let's see, carry the naught... That's old)

    http://www.allthetests.com/quiz01/dasquiztd.php3?testid=1021076648

    There's a reason props are only 3 apples high.
    Last time I played, they needed a prop and (@6'2") I volunteered. After one of their tries, I took a knee and said to Tommy behind the goal line, "Jeez, bye, I got a wicked stitch". "Suck it up" he sez. Found out the next day it was 2 broken ribs from getting folded up on bottom of a scrum. Broken ribs are a sweetly exquisite pain - everyone should try it. It gives you new respect for breathing.
    I'd still play, but there's no Rugby at all in the rural area I live in. But my Labrador's favourite toy is a rugby ball, so we Ruck like Dogs in Heat!
     
  7. Dec 11, 2010 at 7:28 PM
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    The best position I played though had to be coach - I was 20 and coaching a High School girl's team :drool: - all over 16, u pervs, and hey, what's the diff, my wife is 3 years younger than me. I had like 4 assistant coaches (overkill) but a lot of my friends really cared about spreading the le.. uh, game.
    Let me leave you with the image of instructing young forwards on the proper methods to bind to each other in a scrum.

    Front Row: Without a doubt the manliest men on the pitch. Large, often hairy, beer swilling carnivores that can and will smash anything in their path. Reveling in the violence inherent in the scrum, they are rarely considered "nice" people, and in fact to some they aren't even considered humans at all. Front rowers tolerate this attitude far and wide because they recognize their role at the top of the food chain and are used to suffering the fools that surround them. Accused by some of simply being dumb, I prefer to think of this group as "open to unconventional ways of thinking."
    Locks: Slightly below the front row on the food chain. As with front row players it is inadvisable to put an appendage you wish to keep near this group's maw when they are in the feeding mode. This group of large, often foul-smelling brutes is also more than willing to relish the finer points of stomping on a fallen opponent's body and will gleefully recount the tale ad infinitum. While they tend to take the tag "Powerhouse of the Scrum" a little too seriously, they can be useful if inured with the proper hatred of their fellow man. While members of this proud fraternity like to think of themselves as "open to unconventional ways of thinking"- they are usually just dumb.
    Back Row: These are fine, fit fellows who, like a bunch of hermaphrodites, are confused as to what their role in life should be. While they know they are undeniably linked to the forwards, there are those among them who long for the perfect hair and long flowing gowns that come with being a back. Some relish the forward role and will do anything to win the ball and there are others within this group that will break the prime directive of the forward and do anything to prance foolishly with the ball. Generally, these guys are not all bad, but I, personally, have to wonder about any forward who brings a hairbrush and a change of clothes to a game.
    Scrum Half: Some like to think of this back as an honorary forward. I myself tend to think of the No. 9 as half a fairy. While the toughest back almost always fills this position, this idea is almost laughable - kind of like the hottest fat chick. The scrum half's presence is tolerated by the forwards because they know that he will spin the ball to the rest of the girls in the backline who will inevitably knock the ball on and allow them the pleasure of another scrum. The No. 9 can take pride in the fact that he is the lowest numbered back and that as such he can be considered almost worthwhile.
    Fly Half: His primary role is the leader of the backs - a dubious honor at best. Main responsibilities as far as I can tell are ability to throw the ball over people's heads and to provide something soft for opposing back rowers to land on. Expected to direct the prancing of the rest of the backline - the fly half, like any good Broadway choreographer, is usually light on his feet. While some may argue that these girls must be protected, I find it hard to support anyone whose foot touches a rugby ball on purpose.
    Centers: Usually come in two varieties: hard chargers or flitting fairies. The hard charger is the one to acquire, as he will announce his presence in a game with the authority rarely found above No. 8. The flitting fairy is regrettably more common and will usually attempt to avoid contact at all costs. The flitting fairy is also only one good smack away from bursting into tears and leaving the pitch to cry on the shoulder of his inevitable girlfriend. Both types will have extensive collections of hair care products in their kit bags and will be among the best dressed at the post-game festivities.
    Back 3: While some people refer to this group as two wingers and a fullback, I swear to God I can't make out any difference between them. They are all bleeping bleeps if you ask me. How these three guys can play 90 minutes of RUGBY and stay clean and sweat free is beyond me. I know for a fact that their jerseys sometimes go back in the bag cleaner than when they came out. These ladies are fond of sayings like "Speed Kills" and "Wheels Win" - how cute. Well, I have a saying too: it's "You're a bleeping bleep!!" These guys will be easy to spot after the game because they are the finely coifed, sweater wearin', wine sippin', sweet-talkers in the corner avoiding the beer swilling curs at the bar. On the whole, I really don't mind this group because in the end, they sure are purty to look at.
     

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