Tell me that don't sink!!

Somebody dumped a dead pig on our hunting lease where we parked. It was hide just well enough you couldn't see it when you pulled up. I got out and was overcome by stench. We had to find another area to park.

 

My Lab likes to go out in the yard and eat shit like it's a buffet. Then she comes inside and right around the time I sit down to watch TV she starts farting. Now dog farts smell bad enough, but been eatin' crap dog farts will clear the house!

 

My own farts....I think I'm dying inside.

 

Mehh...I raised pigs for 12 years. We were the 2nd biggest breeder in our county. Its not that bad. Hell i help out at the fair every year just to get back to that smell. haha. But i have heard from people that are not used to it that it is pretty awful.

 

when i was in 3rd grade something had died under the portable classrom i was in

the school was super ghetto, and they wouldnt let us have class elsewhere until the problem was dealt with. What made it even worse is kids were bringing in lysol and other airborne "fresheners" so the room smelled like that everywhere

it wasnt until a few kids told their parents, and said parents kept their kids home that the problem (i think a dead possum) was dealt with

on another note, i was the kid whos parents never let me stay home unless i was about to die from being sick. My favorite instance is when i was in 8th grade there was threat of a drive by shooting, lots of parents let the kids stay home (it was a half day) and i had to go, i remember one of my classes had i shit you not 5 people in it!

My favorite however is i found out we didnt have school one friday, i was in high school at this point. I told my mom and she didnt believe me. During the winter my dad would throw my bicycle in the back of his pickup and drive me to school in the mornings so i wouldnt freeze my ass off. So we get to school and hes like "huh, nobodys here" .... and im like I TOLD YOU GUYS WE DIDNT HAVE SCHOOL TODAY! ... after confirming with the front office, that yes, we dont have school, we went home and my mom goes "whats he doing home" and my dad says "he told you they didnt have school today!"

 

Whoops! Can a mod change the title of this thread to "stink" instead of "sink". My bad!

 

While doing my practicum, I had the pleasure of both changing the dressings on Bed sores, (Which is essentially dead flesh rotting off a living person) and changing the depends on a Alzheimer's/Dementia patient who had lower intestinal ulcers. Bad ones. So he'd shit every 2-4 hours this nasty coffee ground black runny shit that stuck in my throat for a good few hours. Pretty heinous stink.

 

Well the first guy was slowly dying of Cancer and he was a bitter son-bitch. Understandably though, I can't fault him for that at all. The second guy had no clue what was going on, seriously he was out to breakfast, lunch, dinner and an all you can eat buffet.

 

These are good , oh god, wait, oh...

 

Ischemic bowel stool on people that are close to death stinks to all hell.

 

I would watch this in a TV show

 

freshman year my suitemate went out and got completely smashed on vodka. then came back and ate cheetos to "settle his stomach". well he threw up on a towel and decided to push it way to the back behind the cleaning stuff. then the bathroom stank of thrown up cheetos and vodka for over 2 weeks because we didnt know what it was he was being a little bitch about cleaning it. i did not use my own bathroom for those 2 weeks because the one time i did i puked in the shower before i could retreat

 

These are great! Keep 'em coming!!