1st Gen Lunchtable Thread - General Discussion

More like humming bird food.

 

Breakfast? Thats what grits are for.

 

I've never seen a hummingbird with a teabag. Hmm.

 

I like cheesy grits with onions

 

All they drink is sugar water

 

No shrimp?

 

Probably for the better. A hummingbird on caffeine would be pretty dangerous.

 

Like squirrels addicted to nicotine, seen 'em on college campuses cause they eat the cig butts. Fuckers try to bite at your ankles when you have smoke outside

 

I bet, squirrels are called mini-bears in some circles for a reason.


I hope I never encounter a crack-cocaine spider.

 

For reference.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHzdsFiBbFc

 

There's a video online of an experiment where they gave a spider different kinds of drugs to see how it works affect the way it designed it's web. Its pretty crazy



I wonder where that spider is now, probably giving handjobs for crack

 

For more information on the Crack Spider's Bitch, contact the Canadian Wildlife Service, in Ottawa.

 

That spider's like 'fuck man noooo I've been clean 6 months, got a job and my wife just let me see my kids agaitfhjbv ohhh fuuucccvkkkk'

 

Then there's this guy. I need to find this museum.

 

Speaking of syrup, for anyone who likes spicy... This stuff

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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B016V89NWK/

 

New off road buddy

 

this is too relatable, ever since my daughter was born we watch everything with subtitles. Even when they aren't home I still watch with subtitles now that I'm used to it lol

 

Should steal that spare tire off the red Jeep

 

Watch Ip Man (first one) since you're ok with subtitles

 

My spare has never been used, and was replaced just some years ago.

By date, it should get replaced but thread wear? None.