How to put on weight

HAHAHA Hilarious man! definitely would try this if it wasn't wrestling season!

 

It's about eating tasty, not about giving yourself a massive MI at the end of the month. At the same time though, as soon as I leave the rig camp this gravy train comes to an end. I'll go back to cooking for me and the wife, and that means no more eating an entire barn every 2 days.

This also means the 1-2lbs I managed to pack on will disappear in less than a week with my metabolism. And for all those people who say "Just wait till your older and it slows down."


Bite my ass, my metabolism is the equivalent to a mass accelerated slug in outer space.