wow. someone really cares about my trucks extended warranty!!

i get two calls a day!! everyone of them is the FINAL courtesy call. as a matter of fact, i have had maybe 50 final courtesy calls.

i hate my telephone rings now...

 

i wish..i cant go on vacation..apparently there is a IRS investigation started on me..my SS has been voided.! i'm not going anywhere!

 

这个电话是从中国领事馆来的。我们为您准备了重要文件。这份文件可能会影响您在美国的状况。

 

agreed

 

If you always answer the phone as "Officer ..." They tend to start hanging up!

 

I got two of those calls today about three hours apart

 

My work phone gets those constantly. Probably because the dealer got my number. I did enjoy the Ashley Madison pop up add, chin to belly button pic.

 

For some reason I'm on a list for boner pills. I'd rather have the warrenty calls...

 

Don't read the last part if you are easily pissed off or some like that. No harm intended

I got one today about SSN has been 'canceled indefinitely' unless I press one! I get some warranty ones as well.

A few months ago I was getting calls from 'my bank' saying I had an outstanding loan and asking if I wanted to pay now. Total scam right?! Well I always try to lead these scammers on to take up their time and say crazy shit and sometimes rude when I finally let them go. I did this multiple times through months

Turns out it was actually a third party company contracted through my bank. I accidentally used my bill pay feature but put the money in my savings instead of checking. I said some pretty dirty stuff to them. Kinda felt bad for a second but also told my banks that the way they are doing this feels like a scam

"Hold on Jimmy just pulled out now we gotta clean up the mess"

 

Answer it, Federal Bureau of Investigation, FBI. My wife once said I was at work and gave them the FBI tip line. They actually called it, then called back and said that was the FBI, why'd you give me that number.? They're not very bright.
When I get a chance I ask for their employee ID number, then the last 4 digits of their SS number. Never got beyond that before they hang up. Not very polite is it?
I used to work with some people from India and if they sound like they're from India, I ask for those names I know in India. The funny thing is they quit calling.

 

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One thing that made the calls stop. I said can you do me a favor, say spank me harder daddy.

 

I always ask how to clean up the blood and will you help dispose of the body.

 

Just send me a thousand dollars and I can make it go away, and for another thousand I’ll make sure it never happens again.

 

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DEA called me and wanted to verify my SS# and current address. I told him I was sure the DEA doesn't give courtesy calls. Then he threw a fit and told me the Sherriff was on the way to arrest me for drugs. He really wanted my soc i told him to get bent and hung up.

 

I asked 1 of those East Indian assholes if he knew Rajesh Koothrappli. He said he didn’t know that person. LOL

 

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I made the stupid mistake if filling out an entry to win a car at an auto show. The stream of junk mail continues 30 years later. The next year, I went to the win a car booth and asked if I fill this out can you guarantee I’ll get lots of junk mail. She kinda laughed and said yes.