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How to upgrade my gen 1 so your mom stops riding my johnson so hard?

Discussion in 'New Members' started by YodaLovesTacos4x2, Apr 2, 2021.

  1. Apr 2, 2021 at 4:04 AM
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    YodaLovesTacos4x2

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    Any suggestions? The idea is to ultimately have a taco so unbelievably awesome that it becomes intimidating for the ladies (specifically your mom). I know I'm on the right track but as of now it remains a chick magnet. So far I've done: 20" rims on the driver's side and 8" golf cart rims on the passenger side, 12" lift kit on passenger side to compensate for rim size difference, camo paint job, multiple "shocker" decals(), replaced the stock bed with an old hot tub, replaced the windshield with a piece of plywood, installed a new radio w/ a monitor background that shuffles images of my ninja star collection, then programmed radio to only play limp bizkit "Rollin" on loop, installed 6" tube style monitors in back of the headrests (regular cab) with a VHS player, installed a microphone/PA system hooked up to (10) 16" subwoofers mounted on the underbody facing down so when she smuggles my bologna across state lines and moans the whole truck turns into a hovercraft,
    fuzzy dice on rearview mirror (which I also upgraded to a 1-way mirror w/ deflective side facing forwards), replaced bench seat with upside down home depot buckets and like all of us have done; the obvious choice to replace the shifter knob with a butt plug/ tire pressure guage combo, but so far these dope upgrades have all just made her ride my johnson even harder!? I'm out of upgrade ideas and my scrote is getting sore, plz help fam! IMG_20210221_003322922.jpg Screenshot_20201230-093626_Drive.jpg

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    YodaLovesTacos4x2, Apr 2, 2021
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  2. Apr 2, 2021 at 5:05 AM
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  3. Apr 2, 2021 at 5:08 AM
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  4. Apr 2, 2021 at 5:14 AM
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  5. Apr 2, 2021 at 5:25 AM
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    all i can really say is WTF?

    :crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy::crazy:​
     
    OhioTaco68, Apr 2, 2021
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  6. Apr 2, 2021 at 5:38 AM
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    Yep.

    Friday.
     
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  7. Apr 2, 2021 at 5:44 AM
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  8. Apr 2, 2021 at 10:51 AM
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    it’s officially Friday!

    wow
     
    Wapiti_chaser77, Apr 2, 2021
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  9. Apr 2, 2021 at 10:53 AM
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    cool story, I can't top that I'm all out of ideas
     
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  10. Apr 2, 2021 at 10:53 AM
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    Something tells me that when April Fools day finally happens on a Friday, it may very well mean the end of TW as we know it.
     
    eon_blue, Apr 2, 2021
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  11. Apr 2, 2021 at 10:54 AM
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    This^^^^
     
    Wapiti_chaser77, Apr 2, 2021
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  12. Apr 3, 2021 at 3:53 AM
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    YodaLovesTacos4x2

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    Sorry for the strange post everyone... I left my phone in my buddies car so he had it for 45 minutes and obviously had nothing better to do...smh
     
    YodaLovesTacos4x2, Apr 3, 2021
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    that’s a new one :rofl:
     
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  14. Apr 3, 2021 at 4:00 AM
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    LMAO what a great friend ... you will need to get him back some time
     
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  16. Apr 3, 2021 at 6:52 AM
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  18. Apr 6, 2021 at 9:22 PM
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