ATM malfunction

I prefer 20s. 50s and 100s lotsa places don’t want to take them. So now the machine gives opinions, how many of each bill you want. Instead of all 20s it gives me one 50, one 20, and all 5s. At least now I can look like a baller.

 

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Same

 

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I was thinking something far more dirty...

 

Yup, looking back, it is misleading. I was looking to vent, my guess the machine had one 20 left, so it spit out whatever it wanted. Kinda sucks for me, I use a money clip and there’s no way it’ll close unless I bend it. Then it falls off with a normal amount of bills til I hammer it back into shape.

 

I don't need an ATM's opinion, just the cash please. What I do with it is none of the machines business.