Whatever

I want my remains scattered all around Disneyland. But not cremated.

 

Ouch

 

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I like to find my deadbeat ancestors and ask them why they didn’t leave me anything. The oldest relatives stone I’ve found so far in my area died in 1844. There are older ones buried here but the stones are lost to time. I’m debating if I want to have theirs recut so future generations can read them. Nothing is forever though, sooner or later they will crumble.

 

It could be a new ride. Maybe an indoor roller coaster; it takes off really fast, the floor disappears (kinda like you did. Twice. ), the lights flash....then go out. You're hit in the face with moistness, you think it's water but it's actually Dave's remains. We'll call it The TacomaDave.

 

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McLaren

 

Ours lost her second front top tooth today hahah!

 

Apparently the planter by the back door "spontaneously combusted" according to the neighbors. Have a feeling he pitched a cigarette in there and she lit off.

 

Nice car... but helmets?

 

I thought the same thing. It had Texas plates

 

Yes

 

I wonder if you could find a map of the graveyard maybe at the town clerk

 

A lot of weirdos come from there.

 

Shit I would no windshield!

 

Meth lab

That would get a long stare around here.

 

Kinda like people here letting there kids on the road on golf carts .. least put a helmet on em geez!!

 

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