New England B.S. Thread

Pretty good. She basically gave birth naturally, not that she intended to do it without the epidural. Prior to receipt her screams and cursing could be heard through the halls. Then once they went to check her again hey the water is about to be out, ten minutes later bam

 

Awesome! Child birth is something you will never forget!

 

Morning, bitch ass ass bitches. Congrats, @jpereira2

 

Does that mean he isn’t a bitch ass ass bitch like us?


Or only for today?

 

I think the first sentence was all inclusive, then @jpereira2 gets singled out for the congrats. He's still one of us!

 

Hooray for your new poop factory @jpereira2 !!

Rivnuts are awesome. I use a lot of them on the boat. I install them with a bolt and 2 nuts, that device looks great.

 

Congrats. Steal all the blankets and diapers you can from the hospital you can. Every time the nurses come in tell them you're out of diapers and need more #protip

Also, despite the "doctors" advice to contrary, they are very resilient and hard to break albeit noisy.

 

A huge congratulations!!! Samuel, what a cool name

 

Same happened to my wife for our second. She didn't want to leave too early so we wouldn't get sent back home. Whenever the contractions were close enough for us to leave the house in Hopkinton, about 30 minutes from Boston, on the ride there contractions got closer and closer and by the time we got to Beth Israel in Boston the baby was about popping out. Nurses took her in a wheelchair right up, I parked and no more than 5 minutes after I found her on the maternity floor giblet # 2 popped out. No epidural despite all the demands from my wife. Doctors apparently don't appreciate being yelled at.

 

My second one was the same way also. Mom wanted to go in the hot tub and no sooner she went in and relaxed the little Asian doctor was screaming "my arms are too short to catch the baby in an underwater birth ". She got her out of the water and in less than 5 minutes our #2 was born.

 

Yeah it's all-inclusive. Just because his wife had a baby doesn't mean he's not still a bitch ass ass bitch. He's just a permanently exhausted one now.

 

Congrats @jpereira2 !!!

 

I have the manual version of that tool - works mint. I used it on my tail gate... and have yet to use it since haha.

 

I kind of want to get one just for kicks. I've always used the bolt and nuts method as well. This seems a lot more satisfying.

 

CONGRATS @jpereira2 !!!!!!

 

Good Morning everyone.........I rarely do this but all I want to say is FUCK ROTOPAX!!!!!!

 

Aunt is OBGYN - they got thick skin, they get yelled at by....all of their PTs

 

What did they do?

 

I had the 4 gallon on the side of my truck for 2 years now. I usually have it filled with 3 gallons of emergency gas that I swap out every 3 months (fuel stabilized as well). I have had it in the hottest of days without any issue at all. Yesterday, only 68 degrees outside, I have the building manager of my office call me right away at 2pm stating that I need to get outside ASAP to prevent my truck from catching on fire. I was like......Wait, what the hell? I went outside to see the seals on the cap blew out and it was squirting gas, (like a freaking sprinkler no less) all over the side of my truck, all over my roof and roof rack and my windows. The cleanup was freaking crazy and then I had to wash the truck asap to get it off my paint.