Trucks shakes poor ride!

Shit, left my coffee outside. BRB

 

Everyone should test drive a Tacoma twice because we know the first drive is always under extreme excitement. It's very difficult to detect vibrations, noises, steering problems and other annoyances when your nipples are a half inch long......
LMAO
Zim

 

The biggest distraction during a test drive is the chattering and the non-stop blather emanating from the salesman's mouth.

I actually asked him to be quiet so I could listen to the truck. I opened the windows, early February in IA (temperature in the single digits), so I could listen to the "voice" of the truck.

When I closed the windows, I said he could talk, I also turned on the radio to play with the speaker locations and features. Then verified all the other controls worked. It took a couple miles, but the salesman became silent. He squawked a little when I did a panic stop from 45 mph to check the ABS.

When arriving back to the dealership, the salesman said, "I have never had a customer be so intense on details in a Test Drive." I just smiled at him and said, "Let's negotiate."

 

That’s why I bought the Tacoma so I’d have a place to hang my bathing suit when my wife comes along

 

Phucking Epic.
Zim

 

https://media3.giphy.com/media/aIeHPUpwLRk0E/giphy.mp4

 

Let me guess... you didn't actually drive the vehicle before you signed a lease...

And you are complaining?

 

I had a 1500 with the air ride before the Tacoma. It’s a small off road truck, it will ride like shit when compared.

I’ve gotten the ride close to how I was in my RAM by replacing the shocks with adjustable ones.

But since yours is a lease you might not be able to.

Plus you’re running an SR5 so the suspension from the factory isn’t the best

 

Maybe he should post a REALLY bad 1 star review about how his man bun holder came in a dented box online to get back at toyota....i mean for the truck.

 

This was obviously a Friday post from a troll.
Enough time wasting done.
I'm outa here.

 

My salesman didn't talk much....might of had something to do how i drove their little 4 banger.

 

Honda does make aircraft . it's a jet .

 

Ive always thought the "boomer" slang term was retarded.
Boomer = can pay their own bills, works, not a pussy.

 

We must know different Boomers.

 

I try to point out "the is no one behind" before doing that. They never get my point and freak out. It's funny. It's a good thing to test IMHO.