Whatever

For @TacomaDave

 

That ain’t workin’
That’s the way to do it

 

my wife was just bitching about getting wet in the rain and I said, “Every drop of rain is glad that it found you, just like me.” Guess who’s gettin some 2nite??

 

So deep you put her ass cii to sleep?

 

When I was a little bitty boy
My grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin' on a string
She told me it was my ding a ling a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling

 

Sucks to be you

 

And those of you who will not sing, you must be playing with your own ding a ling

 

Spidey eats ass.

 

Of course he does.

 

“That silver-tongued devil just slipped from the shadows and smilingly stole her away” - Kris Kristofferson

 

Should I put him on speed dial?

 

That silver tongued devil eats ass.

 

I did!!

 

He only dabbles in it. Now @Gritto ...

 

When I was in my teens I told my aunt from Germany the joke King Kong went to Hong Kong to play with his ding dong. She didn't get it until my sister and I explained it to her.