Whatever

I feel the same way about cow liver.


Now, seared goose liver on the other hand...

 

My dad would still eat it if he could order it somewhere. Every time we'd go to a restaurant and dad could order pintos and turnips he would, I ask him why once. He said it came from growing up poor, that's what they ate a lot of and he liked it.

 

Pintos and turnips together or separate?

I've never cared for turnips.

 

They always come separate but he'd always mix them, he said they were going to the same place

I've never liked turnips either.

 

Good morning whateverers

 

Only way I like it is in dirty rice

 

I was a little nervous on my first plane ride. I asked the flight attendant
“How often do planes crash?”
She said “Just once”

 

What? You’ve never seen a rat before?

 

I'm not that young.

Just once!

 

Whatevers.

 

Da butt

 

My New Married Mantra

 

I have a strict 'no internal organs' policy.

 

I agree.

 

So...
I went to my buddy's shop

to get a new battery for the Taco (she was about done for).
He showed me his pocket piece

And I visited with Bert

And Ernie