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Congratulations

 

Friday fun job, into Monday and more

 

Hay Matt

 

Mathematical nightmare

 

Hayyy, how’s it going?

 

Im now accepting applications to pressure wash my concrete pool deck. Not hard labor , but tedious. A weak mind and a strong back are all a plus. Ability to remain sober is not required. Yes , u will get ur feet wet. Pay will depend on experience and willingness to show up. There are no managerial positions open,so no diploma needed. Yes , we are equal opportunity employers , but if u look good in a bikini , u move to the front of the line.

 

Right out of the gate that looks weird because everything I do is up and right from 0,0 and this is down and left.

Turning the page over would just make it more confusing.

 

Can I get a definition for "good"?

 

If u hafta ask , it's gonna be a NO

 

@Hobbs can you help this man?

 

Programming nightmare. My brain is about to overload.

 

Hanging in there like a hair on a biscuit.

 

I always want my zero at the upper left but since this has counterbored holes the boss ask would it be okay to go top right. Glad he ask cause Ida been fussing

 

Rough, I’m working on my day off today it’s horrendous as well.

 

I don’t know
I should be drinking beer and mowing the lawn but I’m at the airport.

 

Stayed home from work today, (pregnant) wife and 1 year old daughter both have stomach bugs. Wife feels terrible, 1 year old seems ok but dragging diarrhea diapers all over the place lol. Great Friday so far.

 

Well, it depends...
Is employment predicated on the size of my pressure washer nozzle??

Hey @07RedTacoDawg , will next Wednesday and Thursday work for you? Turns out I have a porno shoot in your neighborhood next week and the timing would be great!

BTW: do you know a Rebecca Thomson? She lives a street over from you and I’m kinda curious what she looks like...

 

We need a 'Dislike' button; whoever is responsible for outputting that POS and calling it a technical drawing should be shot with a ball of warm s**t!