See what happens when your bored & drunk?

Its 1:00 AM on Sunday morning, Been drinking a little, bored at home with nothing to do. My smart ass thinks its a good idea to go to a strip club by my self. Now its 4:00 AM and I'm out $140 dollars ! Why did I ever think that was a good idea? The last time I had gone to a strip club was like 2 years ago. Sux....

 

Yea.. but for those 3 hours.. everygirl in that club was in love with you..

 

Actually this one ugly bitch was mad at me the whole time. She asked if I wanted a dance, I told her I had no money. 30 seconds later she sees me walking into the "VIP room" with another girl. She actually came up to me later and said "i thought you had no money". So I had to clarify, "I had no money for you"... hahaha!!! She was giving me the sink eye the whole night.

 

yikes, she coulda giving you the brown eye lol.

when i was stationed at Ft. Lewis, Wa. there was a local strip joint i forgot the name but on the the sign outside it said "100 beautiful showgirls and one ugly one". cracks me up every time i think about that.

 

lmao. in Vegas years ago there was a sign that read "cold slots and hot sluts"

 

Any of you eastern Massachusetts people know if the Golden Banana is still open?

 

All the strip clubs around here kinda sucked. We used to go down to Rhode Island tho, The cadillac ranch and foxxy lady were nice!

 

I used to go to Sharky's in Fayetteville.. less for the few hot girls they had and more for the $0.25 Pitchers of beer

 

Why do ugly pigs think they can strip ? maybe for there habit, the last time I went to a strip club the girls were borderline hideous, skanky, and that will not do !!

 

I went to a "gentlemen's club" once in Mass for amateur night. one woman who no normal male really would have wanted to see naked got up there. she couldn't dance either (if that really matters). the last thing she pulled off her was her g-string. she tossed it up in the air and it got caught in the lights. she tried jumping up to get it down and ended up falling on her ass.

that brought on some serious laughter and calls to get off the stage.

she stood up, turned around and yelled "go ahead and laugh everybody has been laughing at me my entire life" then stormed back behind the curtains.

i know she brought it on herself but i actually felt sorry for her.