Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

Why you gotta bring 9/11 into this? Aren't we still healing?

 

Whip em out, show me your oldest GME stonk/option buys.

 

How often do you tell them that?

 

Every time I put on Godzilla or Rap God... so usually at least once a week.

 

If your kids need a more normal home, I'm sure there's some people here that would take them in

 

Might be more of a look of concern that dad can't seem to recall telling them that every month for the last 6 years.

 

Well, he was wrong for most of those 6 years, so they probably looked at him funny, he wasn’t 48 in 2016

 

Are you volunteering?

Nah, they have the memory of goldfish... I have to tell them the same thing 3 times in the same minute and they still dont remember.

 

Too Soon?
I made another 9/11 joke earlier this week at the dog park...
There is a local Dam, in Clinton Ma. that closed the top of the Dam to foot traffic almost immediately after 9/11 due to it being a high value terrorist target...
So they open it 2x a year for a Dam walk for the locals to enjoy...except they've been cancelling the walk because of covid...
The folks I was talking to said "It's kind of crazy that the dam is still closed to the public after all these years."
and I said "No, didn't you read the redacted 9/11 report? When they found Mohamed Atta's* passport in the street after the plane hit the tower...It had a folded piece of 8.5x11 printer paper in it....When they opened it up...it was a map of the Clinton Dam...."


They just started laughing..

*yes I realize the passport they found in the street was actually Satam al-Suqami's but I used poetic license....

 

1st Buy, 1-15
1st Sell, 1-22

 

You might actually be even weirder than I am.

 

I get a lot of "Why do you know that?" 's

and it's because when I was a kid and my dad just wanted to sit and read the newspaper...I would ask him all sorts of questions "Dad why does xyz?" and he'd say "Jesus Brian, I don't know, Look it up..."

I would say this commercial was the inspiration...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VA3ndE42iJA

 

So many..
Earliest was $40 for $700
But here


And this is Fucking CRAZY...
Sold one for $5K thought I was king...Next day, $20K...


ONLY thing I lost money on was some $25 April Puts I bought...
I RON EEE


I ended up buying 300 shares by exercising 2 $110's and 1 $40

 

Ever been looking for something decent to watch on your favorite streaming service? You quickly realize it's mostly shit. The few movies that aren't shit you have already seen. Then you find something that looks good. You decide to give it a go. Then you realize you've seen it. FML. lol

 

Yup, in thailand when I asked for thai hot with a straight face they would literally always ask if I wanted tourist thai hot or real thai hot. I like suffering through the most delicious meals. God I miss being there so damn much….

 

Have you watched
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriot_(TV_series)

It's so good if you like dark comedy

 

I love it when you find that absolute limit of edible vs torture...
I hate it when it's just shitty hot because it's hot...
I want hot with amazing flavor

 

Uh oh...
Glass is empty..
OH WAITRESS...

This is when you stand up and go "Oh...I do have an empty stomach..." and the buzz hits...

 

I would say either Turtle Bay or Kaneohe Klipper on Oahu, or any one of the numerous mountain top courses in S. Korea that we constantly flew over. I'm all about scenery.