Whatever

You gotta wait!

 

My goal isn't technically to buy plants. It's to get a weed puller capable of yanking up this stuff...


Evil plant. The thorns will go straight through my gloves and they're growing in areas I can't just take a shovel to

 

My wife asked me to name all my girlfriends in order. I probably should have stopped with her.

Good morning whateverers

 

At the flea market/farmers market to buy some veggies. How many t-shirt vendors does the world really need?

 

Everyone's gotta have a side hustle. Buy you some pointy boots while you're at it

 

Big day today bout to start da yard while the wife and kiddo do sum shoppin , after that try to clean up spots of truck they missed spot waxing , full around wif this antenna set up fer the truck and then help clean the house up .. we havin guess tomorrow fer Father’s Day and 4 birthdays


And poll in dair

 

More fishing lure poll

 

Torch those mo’fuckas. High Performance Propane Torch Weed Burner Torch, High Output 500,000 BTU, Weed Torch with Push Button Igniter (Piezo Electric Ignition) with 6.5 ft Hose for Outdoor Garden Weed Ice Snow Roofing

 

Well, now I’m disappointed. I got me some Red Hot Chili Peppers but I can’t get them to play one damn song

 

My wife asked me if i was having sex behind her back. I said yes, it would be nice if you looked back and checked out what i was doing sometimes.

Morning.

 

When you eat a lot of spicy food, you can lose your taste. When I was in India last summer, I was listening to a lot of Michael Bolton

 

Recently my wife asked me if I was having sex behind her back and I replied, ‘Yes, who did you think it was?'”

 

The reason old men use Viagra is not that they are impotent. It’s that old women are so very ugly.

 

I remember what I was doing the first time I told someone I loved them. I was lying to get sex.

 

Do not quit your day job my friend.

 

Now, my friend, you may quit your day job

 

My Mom told me the best time to ask my Dad for anything was during sex. Not the best advice I’d ever been given. I burst in through the bedroom door saying, ‘Can I have a new bike?’ He was very upset. His secretary was surprisingly nice about it. I got the bike.