Still think TITNC3: Return of the Iceberg was peak

@TreeFortRichard wears socks in the shower

 

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I'm allergic to alcohol and I already buy FDs lol

I'm not worried.

IDK, you tell me

 

GME has a daily range of $8 and not $80. WTF is going on

 

Those calls......

That's a special kind of special. Good luck? lol

 

Mine are more special. Lol

 

That was everyone else's cue to stop reading.
I thought we were on the honor system here

 

18 holes on one ball...that’s my goal.

 

Schedule for next year is set. Nothing on Tuesday Thursday and done on Fridays by 2 PM. Going in with 24 hours of credit and currently trying to have 10 of those hours evaluated to see if they can count as my science requirement rather than just elective credit.

Maybe next year I'll actually pay attention to the market early morning on mon, wed, fri while I'm in my 8 AM

 

To never touch a golf club. That’s my goal.

 

Par 3 course with no water? lol

 

Those are all from gains I made previously. So I'll end up being net 0 AND owing taxes lol

Oh, except the $320c, I snagged that today as a bet that T+21 will get me to green tomorrow

hahaha WE are special...

 

Will never happen for me lol. Too much baseball too little golf in my swing.

 

Joined the $SPCE race. I got burned on calls in Feb when the whole market shit out (I think it was February)
I put in a low bid pre-market and it filled on what I hope was it’s last dip.

 

Hopefully nobody bought those $580 $TSLA puts.

 

The volume lmao. That's a lot of algos dumping a LOT of shares.

 

Pretty hyped. Once my kodk calls expire worthless on Friday my entire “portfolio”
will be basically 50/50 ctxr and gme.

 

I'm not getting my hopes up that 002 will start the toppling of hedge funds, but knowing that any that used mortgage stocks as collateral are super F'd is hilarious to me.

 

Come on GTII

 

Why! Now you make me look at that steamy pile again